<p>Do I like you more for your last answer?</p>
<p>Is that even possible?</p>
<p>Do you think I’m some freaky good person who thinks that not studying for a test is a sin or something?</p>
<p>Do I like you more for your last answer?</p>
<p>Yes. Haha.</p>
<p>Is that even possible?</p>
<p>I think so.</p>
<p>Do you think I’m some freaky good person who thinks that not studying for a test is a sin or something?</p>
<p>Noooo.</p>
<p>Is someone I know currently on tv?</p>
<p>Is someone I know currently on tv?</p>
<p>Who who who who?</p>
<p>Is it my friend’s brother?</p>
<p>Does he own this really cool mountain biking thingy in the Rocky Mountains?</p>
<p>Is it my friend’s brother?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does he own this really cool mountain biking thingy in the Rocky Mountains?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is it later now?</p>
<p>Am I watching Bring It On in the hopes that the creepy ads will stop?</p>
<p>Is it really bad?</p>
<p>Is it later now?</p>
<p>Oh! The story. My plans of cleaning are shot. I’ll do it tomorrow, when it isn’t, like, dark.</p>
<p>Am I watching Bring It On in the hopes that the creepy ads will stop?</p>
<p>Haha ew!</p>
<p>Is it really bad?</p>
<p>Yes. I saw this one clip where some lame-ass white guy was like “Chill ma’, it’s just cheerleading!” and I was like <em>vomit</em>.</p>
<p>The Spanking Story</p>
<p>Okay, so in one of my classes freshman year, we had to go to a grade school and we were each assigned a small child to take care of. I got stuck with this little demon who was by far the worst-behaved in the class. He was just obnoxious and I don’t like misbehaved little boys anyway.</p>
<p>So on our last day, I just wanted it to be over with, and we’re walking to get our picture taken together, and he slaps my ass and says “You’re a naughty girl, “Joli!”” And I was like 
O:O! And everyone saw, and we were all horrified. Well, not really, I was horrified, other people were laughing and I was just like…w t f?</p>
<p>But in the end, it made me really sad. Because he was, like, 5. He must’ve been in a bad environment if he’d seen something inappropriate enough to know to do something like that…</p>
<p>Yikes. Embarrassing. Awkward.</p>
<p>Did you watch the videos of the singer Melanie?</p>
<p>Should you remake your plans for cleaning?</p>
<p>Will I never get anything done?</p>
<p>Did you watch the videos of the singer Melanie?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Should you remake your plans for cleaning?</p>
<p>Haha, I’ll do some. Just not intense cleaning.</p>
<p>Will I never get anything done?</p>
<p>Aww! I’m sorry. Only not really. I like to capture with my “nuance net.” Hahaha.</p>
<p>Is that story pretty hilarious?</p>
<p>Do you like to capture with with your nuance net?</p>
<p>Why isn’t there an MLK day in Canada?</p>
<p>Is that story pretty hilarious?</p>
<p>It’s a travesty.</p>
<p>Do you like to capture with with your nuance net?</p>
<p>You make no sense.</p>
<p>Why isn’t there an MLK day in Canada?</p>
<p>Because they’re all skinheads. And Aryan Ukrainians.</p>
<p>Will you please not wake me?</p>
<p>Should I only speak to you in foreign languages from now on?</p>
<p>Will you please not wake me?</p>
<p>Psssh.</p>
<p>Should I only speak to you in foreign languages from now on?</p>
<p>Only if I can hear you. It doesn’t thrill me on here, silly.</p>
<p>Are you a nice girl?</p>
<p>Are you a nice girl?</p>
<p>I’m a lovely mix of nice and naughty, DVR.</p>
<p>I’m sure that little kid knew that.</p>
<p>Do you read Postsecret?</p>
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<p>:O! I was like, fifteen.</p>
<p>Do you read Postsecret?</p>
<p>Don’t they have those in Glamour?</p>