<p>Um, no. That’s not how I do. Or anyone, for that matter. There’s some sort of tribal ritual involved with going to movies with people, and no one has bothered to show me the way of the warrior yet.</p>
<p>How’s that for an extended metaphor?</p>
<p>How’s that for an extended metaphor?</p>
<p>Going to the movies on a first date is so stupid. You don’t talk at all, and if you do its really fast, random comments. And then you go home afterward and its like…okay.</p>
<p>Going to the movies is so much more fun with people you’re comfortable with.</p>
<p>Do I have to come up with something nice enough?</p>
<p>Does Sing Me Spanish Techno remind me of you?</p>
<p>Does that make you stomp your feet in anger?</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Do I only like them if they’re good?</p>
<p>Is the answer yes?</p>
<p>Are your combinations just swell?</p>
<p>Do I have to come up with something nice enough?</p>
<p>Yes. But, I mean, DVR was spontaneous. I didn’t even know you then.</p>
<p>Does Sing Me Spanish Techno remind me of you?</p>
<p>Ugh!</p>
<p>Does that make you stomp your feet in anger?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I only like them if they’re good?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is the answer yes?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are your combinations just swell?</p>
<p>You were supposed to pick one in the “or” question, silly.</p>
<p>Should we do Marie Antoinette/Louis XVI?</p>
<p>But only because it’d be more of a costume, right?</p>
<p>I mean, how would you dress a teacher?</p>
<p>Should we do Marie Antoinette/Louis XVI?</p>
<p>Yes, but we’ll have to do that when we’re much older. When we go to an adult costume party or ball. Because Marie Antoinette costumes are really extravagant and expensive. </p>
<p>But only because it’d be more of a costume, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>I mean, how would you dress a teacher?</p>
<p>It doesn’t matter. You just wear glasses or something, and a sweater vest. I would be the costume, basically, and you’re the accessory. For fun.</p>
<p>So I’d basically be parading you around for all to see, right?</p>
<p>So I’d basically be parading you around for all to see, right?</p>
<p>Yes. But you would get to claim me as your’s. Isn’t that nice?</p>
<p>Isn’t it?</p>
<p>Was I about to use a lyric to answer?</p>
<p>Did it not work out?</p>
<p>Isn’t it?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Was I about to use a lyric to answer?</p>
<p>Yes, hehe.</p>
<p>Did it not work out?</p>
<p>Awww.</p>
<p>Will you describe your schoolgirl costume?</p>
<p>Will you describe your schoolgirl costume?</p>
<p>PM time. Haha.</p>
<p>Should we watch a really meaningful movie?</p>
<p>Like The Pianist?</p>
<p>Should we watch a really meaningful movie?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Like The Pianist?</p>
<p>I’ve never seen it! I keep meaning to, though. Maybe I’ll save it.</p>
<p>What will you confess?</p>
<p>What will you confess?</p>
<p>My hair is a mess.</p>
<p>Have you seen Girl, Interrupted?</p>
<p>Did I just spend half an hour chasing a rice grain around my plate while almost gagging on cucumbers?</p>
<p>Have you seen Girl, Interrupted?</p>
<p>Yes. It’s sad. But my favorite mental institution movie is One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. It’s so fantastic.</p>
<p>Did I just spend half an hour chasing a rice grain around my plate while almost gagging on cucumbers?</p>
<p>Haha. Yes. Cucumbers are so good. I love them.</p>
<p>What would you like to talk about?</p>
<p>Nothing ?</p>