<p>What would you like to talk about?</p>
<p>Umm, myself? Baha. Kidding.</p>
<p>Ratatouille. I’m watching it on and off, and I wonder how anyone could dislike it, its so cute!</p>
<p>Nothing ?</p>
<p>^^^^!</p>
<p>What song am I again?</p>
<p>I’m too lazy to do a search. Oh, and I wanted to ask a question, but I was too lazy to think up a new one.</p>
<p>Do I not really like the song “Turn On Me” by the Shins?</p>
<p>Do I think that it’s catchy enough, but just doesn’t have the heart/emotion of other Shins songs?</p>
<p>I thought Ratatouille was nice. I’m watching Flightplan now.</p>
<p>Anything else?</p>
<p>What song am I again?</p>
<p>Girl, I don’t remember.</p>
<p>Do I not really like the song “Turn On Me” by the Shins?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I think that it’s catchy enough, but just doesn’t have the heart/emotion of other Shins songs?</p>
<p>Yes. I like it, though.</p>
<p>Anything else?</p>
<p>My mom is mad at me for not doing my Bio homework. But I kind of did it. And its not even homework, its studying. Studying for a test that probably won’t matter anyway.</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
<p>Tell me a story, please. With people, not unicorns.</p>
<p>Tell me a story, please.</p>
<p>There once was this girl named Joli. She skipped school all the time and adopted a general bad girl status within her class for her school-skipping habits. Yet she still managed to get a 4.0 GPA. And lots of sleep. And lots of smiles. She didn’t usually get dressed in nice clothes when she skipped school. In fact, she usually wore a boyish-looking H&M t-shirt and short’ish Adidas shorts that she used to work out in, but now usually just sleeps in. On her free days she was supposed to be doing homework, but instead she opted to allow Facebook and CC to dominate her day, which is really okay. She is now being forced to order lame graduation adornments that she really doesn’t want. Like an ugly-ass cap and gown. What purpose do they serve, anyway?</p>
<p>Joli would rather just wear a dress. Joli also realized how annoying Kate Nash is. Lily Allen >>>> Kate Nash. Kate Nash made Joli realize how much credibility accents destroy.</p>
<p>The End.</p>
<p>Did you just kill yak with that sentiment?</p>
<p>Would you like to ask me a question?</p>
<p>Did you just kill yak with that sentiment?</p>
<p>No, what are you talking about?</p>
<p>Would you like to ask me a question?</p>
<p>Yes. What are you talking about?</p>
<p>That you like Lily Allen.</p>
<p>Would you like to ask me another question?</p>
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<p>I don’t like her. I can bear to listen to her, unlike her little minime, Kate Nash. Don’t you understand? </p>
<p>Would you like to ask me another question?</p>
<p>Don’t you understand?</p>
<p>Yes, I do.</p>
<p>Would you like to ask me another question?</p>
<p>Would you like to ask me another question?</p>
<p>Will you teach me how to french braid?</p>
<p>Sure. Right now?</p>
<p>Right now?</p>
<p>Yes. Hahaha.</p>
<p>Do even I know how to French braid?</p>
<p>But really really really badly, right?</p>
<p>What is it with girls and Yelle?</p>
<p>Am I leaving again in two minutes?</p>
<p>Okay. So. You should have something to practice on, it makes it easier.</p>
<p>First, you take some hair from the top of your head like [this[/url</a>]. </p>
<p>Next, separate it into the three parts and begin to braid normally, but only twice. With the third piece, grab a little bit of hair from beside the top piece of hair, [url=<a href=“http://2good2lose.com/braids/frenchbraid3.gif”>http://2good2lose.com/braids/frenchbraid3.gif</a>] like so.](<a href=“http://2good2lose.com/braids/frenchbraid1.gif]this[/url”>http://2good2lose.com/braids/frenchbraid1.gif)</p>
![http://2good2lose.com/braids/frenchbraid1.gif]this[/url](http://2good2lose.com/braids/frenchbraid1.gif%5Dthis%5B/url){kind=link}
<p>Do the same all the way down.</p>
<p>Got it?</p>
<p>Anything else?</p>
<p>Do even I know how to French braid?</p>
<p>I know how, I just can’t do it to myself.</p>
<p>But really really really badly, right?</p>
<p>Nice save.</p>
<p>What is it with girls and Yelle?</p>
<p>Haha, I like Yelle! And I can’t understand the lyrics without a translation, and that’s okay. I work out to Yelle now. Thanks, DVR.</p>
<p>Am I leaving again in two minutes?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Got it?</p>
<p>Yes, but I already know how, I’m just bad at it. Really bad.</p>
<p>But I can do a really cool French twist. It’s not traditional, because I don’t tuck my curls in. But it looks interesting. I usually do my hair like that for business-anything.</p>
<p>Anything else?</p>
<p>Yes, will you come and live in my house and be my personal french braider?</p>
<p>Perhaps.</p>
<p>Last question of the night?</p>
<p>Last question of the night?</p>
<p>Um.</p>
<p>Are you so excited that tomorrow is Friday, and that I have a half-day and will be home around 12:30 PM PST instead of 3:30 PM PST?</p>
<p>Okay .</p>