<p>What’s the Samoan Boy story?</p>
<p>Okay. Here we go!</p>
<p>The Samoan Boy Story</p>
<p>So, in the fall, I was in The Crucible. And I played the part of Mary Warren. In the courtroom scene, I have scream and cry and freak out, and this little kid in the third row was cracking up, and I was p-ssed off, beyond belief. So as I’m walking off the stage, all diva-esque I was like “That chubby little Samoan boy in the third row needs to shut the hell up!” and I was like, enraged. And then one of my castmates was like…</p>
<p>“That’s not a boy…”</p>
<p>And I was like “Omg! If that’s your cousin or something, I’m really sorry!” And she was like…</p>
<p>“That’s my sister.”</p>
<p>And I was like 
O:O! Omg I am soooo sorry! and everyone around me was literally crying from laughing so hard. She was okay with it, she didn’t hold it against me because she knows I’m a nice person. But I felt terrible, and my director will never let me live it down.</p>
<p>Which band is this?</p>
<p>That’s a secret.</p>
<p>Are you pleased to know that I don’t like gophers?</p>
<p>That’s nice.</p>
<p>Am I too fast for you?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Is that really funny?</p>
<p>Does that remind me of the Dracula play?</p>
<p>Is that really funny?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does that remind me of the Dracula play?</p>
<p>Ugh, I hated The Crucible.</p>
<p>Will you say something random?</p>
<p>Is it bad to eat an apple and drink apple juice at the same time?</p>
<p>Will you say something random?</p>
<p>If you were a Golden Girl, you would be Dorothy.</p>
<p>Is it bad to eat an apple and drink apple juice at the same time?</p>
<p>No, but I hate apple juice, sooo…</p>
<p>Why can you ask certain prying questions but I can’t?</p>
<p>Will you tell me about Dorothy?</p>
<p>Is Auf Achse nice?</p>
<p>Why can you ask certain prying questions but I can’t?</p>
<p>You declined to answer several of mine too, toots. So don’t start.</p>
<p>Will you tell me about Dorothy?</p>
<p>Okay. She’s really tall. She’s very, very smart and witty and sarcastic. That’s all you need to know.</p>
<p>Is Auf Achse nice?</p>
<p>Yes, but “Fade Together” is even better. Listen listen listen.</p>
<p>If I answer them will you tell me all about Question Mark Boy?</p>
<p>If I answer them will you tell me all about Question Mark Boy?</p>
<p>Probably not.</p>
<p>Okay then.</p>
<p>Why is yak Bea Arthur?</p>
<p>Why is yak Bea Arthur?</p>
<p>Haha. It’s random, okay?</p>
<p>Would he like it more if he was called Exclamation Mark Boy?</p>
<p>Does the word exclamation make me think of Ron Weasley, but not movie Ron, my head Ron?</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Would he like it more if he was called Exclamation Mark Boy?</p>
<p>He probably would. But I don’t care about what he wants.</p>
<p>Hahahaha.</p>
<p>I think my pectorals hurt. Silly pec-fly machine.</p>
<p>Does the word exclamation make me think of Ron Weasley, but not movie Ron, my head Ron?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>I care not.</p>
<p>Does he care aboutwhat you think?</p>
<p>Is he totally awesome?</p>
<p>Does no part of my body hurt today?</p>
<p>Does he care about what you think?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>Is he totally awesome?</p>
<p>He has his moments.</p>
<p>Does no part of my body hurt today?</p>
<p>Nope, not one part.</p>
<p>Do I say awesome too much?</p>
<p>Is your mind in the gutter?</p>
<p>What if a gutter is clean?</p>
<p>Could it be?</p>
<p>If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?</p>