<p>Is he infatuated by you?</p>
<p>Do I say awesome too much?</p>
<p>Yes. I love that episode of The Office where Dwight peps himself up out in the hallway and he kicks in the air and goes “Why am I gonna get this job?! Becaussse, I’m awesome! I’m! Awesome!” Hahaha. I do that sometimes.</p>
<p>Is your mind in the gutter?</p>
<p>No, what?</p>
<p>What if a gutter is clean?</p>
<p>Impossible.</p>
<p>Could it be?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?</p>
<p>Caesar salad. With pita bread and grilled chicken.</p>
<p>Is he infatuated by you?</p>
<p>I like to think so.</p>
<p>Is Neil Peart ballyhooed?</p>
<p>Does that make sense?</p>
<p>Is my school’s drama “department” pitiful?</p>
<p>What question have you been itching to ask me?</p>
<p>Is Neil Peart ballyhooed?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Does that make sense?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Is my school’s drama “department” pitiful?</p>
<p>Obviously.</p>
<p>What question have you been itching to ask me?</p>
<p>Ummm…</p>
<p>Why do you build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Is our sports dept only slightly better?</p>
<p>But do they like to think they’re awesome?</p>
<p>Is our sports dept only slightly better?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But do they like to think they’re awesome?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>To mess you around, right?</p>
<p>To mess you around, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Do you have any frenemies?</p>
<p>Is frenemy a terrible word?</p>
<p>Do you like Beck?</p>
<p>Do you have any frenemies?</p>
<p>No, I’m outright b-tchy with my enemies, I refuse to pretend. But I have friends who annoy me, who I don’t really consider my real friends. They’re mostly superficial girls who plan to get John Lennon “Imagine” tattoos when they only know one Beatles song and weren’t even aware that Lennon had a solo career…</p>
<p>Oh, and their inspiration for this tattoo? Lindsay Lohan.</p>
<p>Is frenemy a terrible word?</p>
<p>I like it.</p>
<p>Do you like Beck?</p>
<p>Ehh, I haven’t listened in a long time.</p>
<p>Does that make me throw up a little in my mouth?</p>
<p>Will it make yak throw up a lot?</p>
<p>Would you like to say something random again?</p>
<p>How do you say Pela?</p>
<p>Does that make me throw up a little in my mouth?</p>
<p>Yeah, me too. I told her that hardcore Beatles fans would kill her if she did that. </p>
<p>Will it make yak throw up a lot?</p>
<p>Yes, I winced extra for him when I heard her say it.</p>
<p>Would you like to say something random again?</p>
<p>If you were a Golden Girl, you would be Sofia.</p>
<p>How do you say Pela?</p>
<p>Pay-la?</p>
<p>Sofia? That’s awesome.</p>
<p>Any prying questions for me?</p>
<p>Which one are you?</p>
<p>Does that make me yak’s mother?</p>
<p>Even though in real life he’s older than me?</p>
<p>Is that strangely fitting?</p>
<p>Do you say that your parents won’t let you catch rides from people your age because they don’t like you riding with new drivers, but you really just make that up because you don’t want to die yet?</p>
<p>Sofia? That’s awesome.</p>
<p>I know.</p>
<p>Any prying questions for me?</p>
<p>Eh. Maybe later!</p>
<p>Which one are you?</p>
<p>I’m mostly Blanche, but I have a touch of Rose, too.</p>
<p>Does that make me yak’s mother?</p>
<p>Hahaha, yes.</p>
<p>Even though in real life he’s older than me?</p>
<p>Yep.</p>
<p>Is that strangely fitting?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you say that your parents won’t let you catch rides from people your age because they don’t like you riding with new drivers, but you really just make that up because you don’t want to die yet?</p>
<p>No, I say “I would never ride with you in a million years.” And then I get into my car and drive away in a sassy fashion. But you don’t have that option yet.</p>
<p>Don’t ever, ever drive with a show-off’y boy. I almost died once.</p>
<p>Heh. Don’t worry. I plan to neither give nor receive rides, because of “my parents”. </p>
<p>Would you like to tell about how you almost died?</p>
<p>Are you really honest?</p>
<p>Is it funny?</p>
<p>Is the sleep timer on your iPod one of your favourite features?</p>