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<p>Would you like to tell about how you almost died?</p>

<p>Yes. It was last weekend. I love my best guy friend, but he is a show off. We were driving up this hill in his truck, in the DARK, on the ICE. And I was like “Can you please slow down? I don’t want to die.” And he was like “We’re not going to die!” and he purposely swerved all over the place and there was a curve on the hill and he was totally in the other lane when he saw this other car coming, and I screamed and he went back over and then we fishtailed to the other side! Ahhhhh!</p>

<p>I was so p-ssed at him. And then he was like “Why are you so quiet? We’re not going to die.” And I was like “You almost killed me!”</p>

<p>But I still take rides from him all the time. Most of the time he isn’t that bad, fortunately.</p>

<p>Are you really honest?</p>

<p>Haha, yes.</p>

<p>Is it funny?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is the sleep timer on your iPod one of your favourite features?</p>

<p>What? Sleep timer feature?</p>

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<p>Say something about me?</p>

<p>Am I incurably self-absorbed?</p>

<p>Is this not necessarily a bad thing?</p>

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<p>Say something about me?</p>

<p>You like hot drummers.</p>

<p>Am I incurably self-absorbed?</p>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<p>Is this not necessarily a bad thing?</p>

<p>Nah.</p>

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<p>Did I talk to Hot Drummer before our midterm yesterday?</p>

<p>Was it enjoyable?</p>

<p>Do I not usually see HD, since we are in different grades and half completely different classes (except Euro and Band)?</p>

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<p>Did I talk to Hot Drummer before our midterm yesterday?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Was it enjoyable?</p>

<p>Of course.</p>

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<p>How can you not know about the sleep timer?</p>

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<p>How can you not know about the sleep timer?</p>

<p>:O !</p>

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<p>Is it this timer that turns off your iPod after a certain amount of time elapses?</p>

<p>Do I use it regularly?</p>

<p>For what?</p>

<p>Do I have to go?</p>

<p>Will I be back in about an hour?</p>

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<p>Is it this timer that turns off your iPod after a certain amount of time elapses?</p>

<p>I thought so.</p>

<p>Do I use it regularly?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>For what?</p>

<p>Sleeping.</p>

<p>Do I have to go?</p>

<p>Mmhmm, me too, actually.</p>

<p>Will I be back in about an hour?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

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<p>How are you?</p>

<p>Do you think that anagrams are annoying?</p>

<p>Is it better to be surprised than to be surprized?</p>

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<p>What are my fingertips holding onto?</p>

<p>Are my parents freaking out at my hives?</p>

<p>Did you know Bobby Fischer died?</p>

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<p>How are you?</p>

<p>I’m kind of hot. I just did Soulja Boy riverdance like 15 times in my bedroom. With my hair down so I could flip it during the Superman part. </p>

<p>I swear, my life is a performance. </p>

<p>Do you think that anagrams are annoying?</p>

<p>At times.</p>

<p>Is it better to be surprised than to be surprized?</p>

<p>Haha, I prefer suprize, myself.</p>

<p>What are my fingertips holding onto?</p>

<p>My soul.</p>

<p>Are my parents freaking out at my hives?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did you know Bobby Fischer died?</p>

<p>:O! Bobby Fischer, where is he? I don’t know, I don’t know…HE’S DEAD!</p>

<p>Haha, classic.</p>

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<p>You’re sending me a PM now, yes?</p>

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<p>If there wasn’t a writers strike, they would have totally done that. Or at least thought of it. Sigh…</p>

<p>Do you think the first SNL after the strike should contain a Weekend Update that talks about all the news that happened during the strike?</p>

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<p>You’re sending me a PM now, yes?</p>

<p>The fact that you reserve the right to refuse kind of makes me nervous. I don’t know if its the right time to ask.</p>

<p>Someone ask me to tell the short On The Hotline story later.</p>

<p>Do you think the first SNL after the strike should contain a Weekend Update that talks about the allnews that happened during the strike?</p>

<p>I really, really don’t care about SNL anymore. Tina Fey sucks.</p>

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<p>Tina Fey isn’t on SNL anymore. Not since 06.</p>

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<p>Will you ask?</p>

<p>Will you mimic my boldness?</p>

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<p>Will you ask?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Will you mimic my boldness?</p>

<p>Sigh. Yes, but its not inappropriate, its like, serious.</p>

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<p>Are you scaring me?</p>

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<p>Are you scaring me?</p>

<p>No! Shut up. It’s not that serious, but its not like a “fun” question. It’s matter-of-fact.</p>