<p>May I congratulate you on a most entertaining thread?</p>
<p>Are you a crown?</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Ryan Gosling? Woolen socks? Thin blankets? Grey sweaters? Shiny toasters?</p>
<p>Do I like all of those things?</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>Am I saying goodbye?</p>
<p>Am I now saying hello, so that you can say goodbye, like in the song?</p>
<p>Are goodbyes emo?</p>
<p>Wouldn’t it make more sense to scoff at the people who don’t believe in aliens or UFOs?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Did you watch Obama’s acceptance speech from SC?</p>
<p>Oops.</p>
<p>Was it inspiring?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>May I congratulate you on a most entertaining thread?</p>
<p>Of course you may. (:</p>
<p>Are you a crown?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Ryan Gosling? Woolen socks? Thin blankets? Grey sweaters? Shiny toasters?</p>
<p>Cute, eh, eh, cute, cute.</p>
<p>Do I like all of those things?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>I’m doing well.</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>Oh I’m…missing someone.</p>
<p>Am I saying goodbye?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I now saying hello, so that you can say goodbye, like in the song?</p>
<p>Yes, goodbye. But not really.</p>
<p>Are goodbyes emo?</p>
<p>Yes, I hate “Goodbye”'s.</p>
<p>Where do the ducks go?</p>
<p>Isn’t it inevitable?</p>
<p>What’s the second rule of fight club?</p>
<p>Where do the ducks go?</p>
<p>Aww, ducks!</p>
<p>Isn’t it inevitable?</p>
<p>Yes. Or they’ll get stuck in the ice in the pond.</p>
<p>What’s the second rule of fight club?</p>
<p>No one…knows…about…fight club?</p>
<p>Edit: You do NOT talk about fight club.</p>
<p>“Fight Club” sounds foreign now.</p>
<p>Am I resisting the urge to itch?</p>
<p>Did you know Obama has the Kennedys?</p>
<p>Don’t politicians have horrible hair?</p>
<p>But that’s not the point, right?</p>
<p>Should I do my Latin translation?</p>
<p>What’s your opinion of Mean Girls?</p>
<p>Did you think about Delicious Punctuation Mark Boy today?</p>
<p>Is that prying?</p>
<p>Do I not care?</p>
<p>Can I put a convincing business tone in my voice?</p>
<p>Should I ask more substantial questions?</p>
<p>Why am I going crazy?</p>
<p>Should I write this essay I need to write?</p>
<p>Why did I come home early from school today?</p>
<p>Am I resisting the urge to itch?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did you know Obama has the Kennedys?</p>
<p>Even though I scorn the Kennedys, that’s a good thing for my O-man.</p>
<p>Don’t politicians have horrible hair?</p>
<p>John Edwards spends upwards of $400 for his haircuts. But some of them have terrible hair.</p>
<p>But that’s not the point, right?</p>
<p>Right…</p>
<p>Should I do my Latin translation?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What’s your opinion of Mean Girls?</p>
<p>I like it. I hate Tina Fey in it because she can’t act worth beans and her very being annoys me, but everything else about it is acceptable. </p>
<p>Did you think about Delicious Punctuation Mark Boy today?</p>
<p>Mmm yes. I did. He’s so, so, so yummy.</p>
<p>Is that prying?</p>
<p>Yes, but it was answerable. </p>
<p>Do I not care?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>Can I put a convincing business tone in my voice?</p>
<p>Haha, maybe.</p>
<p>Should I ask more substantial questions?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why am I going crazy?</p>
<p>Ehh, stuff is getting serious. I feel you, honestly. I have a freak-out moment at least once a week.</p>
<p>Should I write this essay I need to write?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why did I come home early from school today?</p>
<p>Something about your leg, I’m sure.</p>
<p>Are there many catchphrases to be had from Obama’s name?</p>
<p>Like what?</p>
<p>Did you know I despise the word yummy?</p>
<p>Will you tell me about DPMB?</p>
<p>Why do catalogs smell funny?</p>
<p>Are there many catchphrases to be had from Obama’s name?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Like what?</p>
<p>“The Big O,” and “Ohhhh, Bama!” (my favorite)</p>
<p>Did you know I despise the word yummy?</p>
<p>That’s a shame. Because he really, really is.</p>
<p>Will you tell me about DPMB?</p>
<p>He always says the right thing. We have everything in common, except for the important differing factors. He’s sexy and delicious (you already knew this…). He really, really gets me. And I’m a tough girl to wrap one’s brain around. He makes me laugh, like, a lot. And sigh…many, many more things. </p>
<p>Why do catalogs smell funny?</p>
<p>Because…they’re useless. Everyone shops online anyway.</p>
<p>Will you tell me the many, many more things?</p>
<p>Do I also not like the word delicious but tolerate it anyway?</p>
<p>Isn’t Oprah The Big O?</p>
<p>Are you going to ask me to gush now?</p>
<p>Am I not?</p>
<p>Will you tell me the many, many more things?</p>
<p>He never does awkward things to annoy me. Like, talking about lame sports or other girls. Those are lame topics that I’m not interested in, and he never brings them up. He’s very goal oriented, and that’s kind of a prerequisite for me, not because I’m ready to get married like right NOW, but because…falling for someone who is eventually going to be a loser isn’t worth my time. And he will never be, so…mmm. I miss him, stop asking me about him! Haha.</p>
<p>Do I also not like the word delicious but tolerate it anyway?</p>
<p>Would you prefer “delectable”? I could be a vampire.</p>
<p>Isn’t Oprah The Big O?</p>
<p>I thought it was Overstock.com? Whatever, he can be “Ohhhh, Bama!” because that’s naughtier anyway.</p>
<p>Are you going to ask me to gush now?</p>
<p>No, because…</p>
<p>Am I not?</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>Am I a conundrum?</p>
<p>Is ironical a word?</p>
<p>Are there still many, many more things?</p>
<p>Did I talk to that person today in a business-like tone?</p>
<p>Am I a conundrum?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is ironical a word?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are there still many, many more things?</p>
<p>Yessss. An infinite number.</p>
<p>Did I talk to that person today in a business-like tone?</p>
<p>Haha, snoop! Don’t use that tone. You have to use a yummy tone that will keep him awake at night.</p>
<p>Why is my nose runny?</p>
<p>Is it bad that the essay I have to write starts off with, “The purpose of this essay is to tell us why you want to intern at GRC” and I have no idea what GRC is?</p>
<p>Is it bad that I’m typing here instead of finding out what GRC is and writing that dang essay?</p>
<p>Do I really care?</p>
<p>Should I get a job at subway?</p>
<p>Did that sentence make me cringe?</p>
<p>Was it not really a business-like tone but more of a Hermione tone?</p>
<p>Isn’t that the same thing?</p>