<p>Why is my nose runny? </p>
<p>Cold…season? Drink Vitamin C.</p>
<p>Is it bad that the essay I have to write starts off with, “The purpose of this essay is to tell us why you want to intern at GRC” and I have no idea what GRC is? </p>
<p>It’s so bad.</p>
<p>Is it bad that I’m typing here instead of finding out what GRC is and writing that dang essay? </p>
<p>Haha, no ! My thread kicks your essay’s ass anyday.</p>
<p>Do I really care? </p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>Should I get a job at subway? </p>
<p>There’s a really b-tchy lady who works at my local Subway. She once gave me tuna instead of turkey. I hate her. And…that’s all I have to offer in your quest. I’m sorry.</p>
<p>Did that sentence make me cringe? </p>
<p>Shut up.</p>
<p>Was it not really a business-like tone but more of a Hermione tone? </p>
<p>Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you? I don’t do Harry Potter.</p>
<p>Isn’t that the same thing? </p>
<p>Probably.</p>
<p>Does an essay have an ass?</p>
<p>But we had a conversation, right?</p>
<p>Aren’t turkey sandwiches the best?</p>
<p>What vegetables do you get?</p>
<p>Did I figure out what GRC is yet?</p>
<p>Have I started my essay?</p>
<p>Did I read “I don’t do Harry Potter” out of context?</p>
<p>Do you have too many books on your bookshelf that you haven’t read?</p>
<p>Does an essay have an ass? </p>
<p>Duh.</p>
<p>But we had a conversation, right? </p>
<p>Oooh! Tell me about it.</p>
<p>Aren’t turkey sandwiches the best? </p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>What vegetables do you get? </p>
<p>I only get cucumbers.</p>
<p>Did I figure out what GRC is yet? </p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Have I started my essay? </p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did I read “I don’t do Harry Potter” out of context? </p>
<p>Yes, but it applies in every sense of the phrase. </p>
<p>Do you have too many books on your bookshelf that you haven’t read? </p>
<p>Yes, haha. Or I’ve “read” them via Sparknotes or Cliff’s notes really fast. So that doesn’t count.</p>
<p>Do you not understand that this conversation wasn’t in the least bit interesting?</p>
<p>That I wasn’t even trying to do anything?</p>
<p>Isn’t The Good Earth terrible?</p>
LesOs
January 28, 2008, 8:49pm
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<p>Do I not mind going to school tomorrow?</p>
<p>Is that because we just had midterms, and we won’t actually do any work?</p>
<p>Do you like egg salad sandwiches?</p>
<p>Do you like 90s rock?</p>
<p>Do you think that, if you heard 90s rock songs for the first time now, you would hate them?</p>
<p>But do you like them because they make you feel nostalgic?</p>
<p>Do you not understand that this conversation wasn’t in the least bit interesting? </p>
<p>I do now. Blah!</p>
<p>That I wasn’t even trying to do anything? </p>
<p>When do you ever try to do anything, snoop? Really.</p>
<p>Isn’t The Good Earth terrible? </p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I not mind going to school tomorrow? </p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is that because we just had midterms, and we won’t actually do any work? </p>
<p>Yes. I’m officially a badass second semester senior, too. It feels liberating.</p>
<p>Do you like egg salad sandwiches? </p>
<p>Ew! Are you kidding me?!</p>
<p>Do you like 90s rock? </p>
<p>Ehh.</p>
<p>Do you think that, if you heard 90s rock songs for the first time now, you would hate them? </p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But do you like them because they make you feel nostalgic? </p>
<p>A few.</p>
LesOs
January 28, 2008, 8:56pm
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<p>
Best. Feeling. In. The. World.
<p>Occasionally. </p>
<p>What was the last thing you ate?</p>
<p>What’s your favorite movie? Album? News channel? Number?</p>
<p>What was the last thing you ate? </p>
<p>An orange. I don’t like normal oranges, but the Clementines my mom bought were disgusting.</p>
<p>What’s your favorite movie? Album? News channel? Number? </p>
<p>Election or American Beauty
<p>
</p>
<p>My b-tchy teacher would never say that. But I said it for her. And she scolded me. Hahahaha.</p>
<p>Do you have an ironic smile?</p>
<p>Do I know someone who does?</p>
<p>Does a Smokehouse Bacon Burger not sound that good?</p>
<p>How’s Pacific time?</p>
<p>Do you have an ironic smile? </p>
<p>I have many different smiles.</p>
<p>Do I know someone who does? </p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does a Smokehouse Bacon Burger not sound that good? </p>
<p>Ew.</p>
<p>How’s Pacific time? </p>
<p>Oh, you know, it’s fly .</p>
<p>Have you heard of this person?</p>
<p>Aren’t big-headed babies the best?</p>
<p>Do you believe in luck?</p>
<p>Have you heard of this person? </p>
<p>Who?</p>
<p>Aren’t big-headed babies the best? </p>
<p>They’re creepy. But most babies have big heads, sooo…</p>
<p>Do you believe in luck? </p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Do I like this person?</p>
<p>Why is country music more than terrible?</p>
<p>But I have no choice in my proximity to it, do I?</p>
<p>Do I like this person? </p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p>Why is country music more than terrible? </p>
<p>It’s so, so terrible.</p>
<p>But I have no choice in my proximity to it, do I? </p>
<p>I’m really sorry.</p>
<p>Why the ‘yes?’</p>
<p>Have you ever had Shake N Bake?</p>
<p>Why the ‘yes?’ </p>
<p>Because.</p>
<p>Have you ever had Shake N Bake? </p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Is this the person I should be gushing about?</p>
<p>You don’t know what Shake N Bake is?!?</p>
LesOs
January 28, 2008, 9:19pm
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<p>Ew.</p>
<p>Is Shake 'N Bake the not-chicken that you put in a bag with powdery not-barbeque-sauce-stuff?</p>