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<p>What’s your type?</p>

<p>Delicious Boy.</p>

<p>What’s on tv?</p>

<p>No clue.</p>

<p>What did you wear today?</p>

<p>That’s inappropriate. But I’ll answer it anyway.</p>

<p>I wore a lilac cami underneath a violet-colored semi-low cut sweater. And jeans. And my pink Ughs.</p>

<p>Is the day after tomorrow freaking me out?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

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<p>Is House on?</p>

<p>Are people on tv shorter than they appear?</p>

<p>Why does Robert Sean Leonard look exactly the same?</p>

<p>When was the last time you freaked out minus today?</p>

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<p>NO.</p>

<p>Joli, I had such high hopes for you.</p>

<p>Uggs?! Really?!</p>

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<p>Is House on?</p>

<p>Ugh. I don’t like House.</p>

<p>Are people on tv shorter than they appear?</p>

<p>Yes. Like that midget Eva Longoria who plays a model on Desperate Housewives. You can’t be a model if you’re 5’2"…duh.</p>

<p>Why does Robert Sean Leonard look exactly the same?</p>

<p>Who?</p>

<p>When was the last time you freaked out minus today?</p>

<p>Probably yesterday. Hahaha.</p>

<p>Uggs?! Really?!</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.footwearetc.com/Merchant5/graphics/00000001/Ugg-Cardy-Rose-Large.gif]Shhh[/url”>http://www.footwearetc.com/Merchant5/graphics/00000001/Ugg-Cardy-Rose-Large.gif]Shhh[/url</a>].</p>

<p>I hate normal Uggs, too. But these are like a cute sweater on my legs. I love them. And the weather here is really extreme, so…they’re necessary.</p>

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<p>Will I step in to defend your Ughs because they’re original and because they’re not like the ones everyone else has?</p>

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<p>Will I step in to defend your Ughs because they’re original and because they’re not like the ones everyone else has?</p>

<p>Yessss. (:</p>

<p>I resisted the urge to reply. I resisted.</p>

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<p>Are you all strong that way?</p>

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<p>Are you all strong that way?</p>

<p>No, I made wimpy noises as I resisted.</p>

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<p>Did I just realize that you said that you resisted the urge to not reply?</p>

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<p>Did I just realize that you said that you resisted the urge to not reply?</p>

<p>I don’t know what you’re talking about.</p>

<p>But if I did, I would tell you that double-negatives are not my strong suit.</p>

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<p>Okay.
Those aren’t terrible.</p>

<p>I like [url="<a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp;jsessionid=FF029306F7349FE898AF27659D90A1A5.app11-node7?itemdescription=true&itemCount=10&id=14299044&parentid=&sortProperties=+product.marketingPriority,-product.startDate&navCount=64&navAction=poppushpushpush&color=01"]these[/url"&gt;http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp;jsessionid=FF029306F7349FE898AF27659D90A1A5.app11-node7?itemdescription=true&itemCount=10&id=14299044&parentid=&sortProperties=+product.marketingPriority,-product.startDate&navCount=64&navAction=poppushpushpush&color=01"]these[/url</a>], which are kind of like the ones you have.
They’re booties, though. Hmm.</p>

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<p>Would you never wear something called a “Canvas Hobbit Bootie”?</p>

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<p>Would you never wear something called a “Canvas Hobbit Bootie”?</p>

<p>Lmao. I would never. </p>

<p>There are some girls at my school who wear booties, though.</p>

<p>Do your homework, DVR!</p>

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<p>Do I know someone with those shoes?</p>

<p>Do they look better without a person attached?</p>

<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>

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<p>Do I know someone with those shoes?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do they look better without a person attached?</p>

<p>Yikes.</p>

<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>

<p>Because the grass is green.</p>

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<p>Okay. I acknowledged that fact that they were booties, which are obviously not desirable. No need to get all Tim Gunn-ish on me, Yak.</p>

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<p>Who’s Tim Gunn?</p>

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<p>Who’s Tim Gunn?</p>

<p>He’s a fashion correspondent for various Bravo! shows. Like Project Runway. He’s very insightful fashion-wise and I agree with practically everything he’s ever said. He’s always right. </p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/24/51/0000042451_20070906155228.jpg]Look[/url”>http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/24/51/0000042451_20070906155228.jpg]Look[/url</a>] at how chic he is.</p>

<p>Finish your homework.</p>

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<p>Why is Tim Gunn so awesome?</p>

<p>Will you meet Oprah one day?</p>

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<p>Why is Tim Gunn so awesome?</p>

<p>Because I think he is.</p>

<p>Will you meet Oprah one day?</p>

<p>Obviously. I’ll have a fight with her, though. And then we’ll be best friends.</p>