<p>Will you ask me a question?</p>
<p>Will you ask me a question?</p>
<p>Will you tell me a story about your boy?</p>
<p>I really truly would, but we have no stories. Like, fo realz. I’m not trying to avoid your question, either. I’ve talked more to him in the past week than I have since… 6th grade?</p>
<p>Is that disappointing?</p>
<p>Is that disappointing?</p>
<p>Nah, it’s promising.</p>
<p>You never told me if he was hot or not, snoop.</p>
<p>I told you I didn’t think you would think so.</p>
<p>Would you like me to give a real answer?</p>
<p>Would you like me to give a real answer?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Pretty much.</p>
<p>Happy?</p>
<p>Happy?</p>
<p>Ugh, that was devoid of everything you’re supposed to add with it.</p>
<p>What do you mean? </p>
<p>Did you really think I was going to go all oMg lYKe teh hAWTness on you?</p>
<p>Am I almost done?</p>
<p>What do you mean?</p>
<p>I mean I want details. </p>
<p>Did you really think I was going to go all oMg lYKe teh hAWTness on you?</p>
<p>No! I don’t even do that, geez.</p>
<p>Am I almost done?</p>
<p>Yaay.</p>
<p>What sort of details would you like?</p>
<p>What sort of details would you like?</p>
<p>Omgosh…I’m going to smack you in the face, snoop.</p>
<p>You’ll probably have to because I don’t know what I’m doing.</p>
<p>I’m going to intervene because you two are silly.</p>
<p>Just describe what he looks like, Snoopy, or what you like about him, anyway.</p>
<p>Heh. I’m entertaining.</p>
<p>He’s exactly as tall as I am. And freckley. He’s one of those soccer fanatics. And he doesn’t act stupid. And he has one of those really, really deep voices, like, can barely hear him.</p>
<p>Better?</p>
<p>Does it look like I have a Kool Aid moustache?</p>
<p>Better?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does it look like I have a Kool Aid moustache?</p>
<p>Apparently.</p>
<p>But it’s gotten better, right?</p>
<p>Did you go ‘Awww’ in your head?</p>
<p>But it’s gotten better, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Did you go ‘Awww’ in your head?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>