Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Is that a good answer?</p>

<p>Duh.</p>

<p>Hockey or futbol?</p>

<p>Futbol, obviously. </p>

<p>Horizontal or vertical stripes?</p>

<p>Vertical. But not for you, you should wear horizontal stripes.</p>

<p>Am I wearing horizontal stripe pants?</p>

<p>But they’re pajama pants, right?</p>

<p>Are you the kind of person that sets out your clothes the night before?</p>

<p>Am I wearing horizontal stripe pants?</p>

<p>Haha, yes.</p>

<p>But they’re pajama pants, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Are you the kind of person that sets out your clothes the night before?</p>

<p>Oh no. Not me. I’m spontaneous. Unless I have to dress up for something really early in the morning. I’m so silly before 6 AM.</p>

<p>Do I get dressed before 6AM?</p>

<p>What time do you crash?</p>

<p>Do I get dressed before 6AM?</p>

<p>:O What!</p>

<p>What time do you crash?</p>

<p>10 PMish. I know, I know. I’m not much of a late-night badass.</p>

<p>Did I mean during the day time?</p>

<p>Do I get really tired at around 3:30?</p>

<p>Do I leave for school at 6:35ish?</p>

<p>Did I mean during the day time?</p>

<p>Oh. Ummm…probably right after school. But I don’t let myself take naps.</p>

<p>Do I get really tired at around 3:30?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do I leave for school at 6:35ish?</p>

<p>:O What! What!</p>

<p>Explain.</p>

<p>Are you aware that my school starts before 7:30?</p>

<p>And that my mom drops me off on her way to work?</p>

<p>Do you ever wake up with a song in your head?</p>

<p>Do the ends justify the means?</p>

<p>Are you aware that my school starts before 7:30?</p>

<p>Omg.</p>

<p>And that my mom drops me off on her way to work?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>Do you ever wake up with a song in your head?</p>

<p>Sometimes. I usually just wake up with a boy in my head. It’s really terrible.</p>

<p>Do the ends justify the means?</p>

<p>No! One of my Pepperdine essays was on that topic.</p>

<p>Is this boy delicious?</p>

<p>Am I enjoying myself?</p>

<p>But you won’t, right?</p>

<p>Is this boy delicious?</p>

<p>Dangerously.</p>

<p>Am I enjoying myself?</p>

<p>Yes, haha.</p>

<p>But you won’t, right?</p>

<p>Psht! I always enjoy myself.</p>

<p>Will I remain mum?</p>

<p>Are you hungry?</p>

<p>Will I remain mum?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Are you hungry?</p>

<p>Nope, I just ate a bowl of honey nut cheerios. Mmm.</p>

<p>Am I making a frozen pizza?</p>

<p>What are your choice pizza toppings?</p>

<p>Is topping a funny word?</p>

<p>Am I making a frozen pizza?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>What are your choice pizza toppings?</p>

<p>I like Hawaiian. </p>

<p>Is topping a funny word?</p>

<p>Not particularly.</p>

<p>

Snoopy, my school starts at 7:30, and my friend picks me up at 7:15…</p>

<p>Will you become a late-night badass when you’re with Delicious Boy?</p>

<p>Are you OMGOMGLOSTTONIGHTOMGOMG?</p>

<p>Will you become a late-night badass when you’re with Delicious Boy?</p>

<p>I’ll be an all-night badass with Delicious Boy.</p>

<p>I’m sorry. That was inappropriate. But I’m not actually sorry.</p>

<p>Are you OMGOMGLOSTTONIGHTOMGOMG?</p>

<p>YES!!!</p>

<p>Will you explain yourself?</p>

<p>Am I wishing I weren’t a silly sophomore right now?</p>

<p>What’s your favorite word?</p>

<p>Will you explain yourself?</p>

<p>I’m self-explanatory.</p>

<p>Am I wishing I weren’t a silly sophomore right now?</p>

<p>I loved sophomore year.</p>

<p>What’s your favorite word?</p>

<p>Extemporaneous.</p>