Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Is being a sophomore getting boring?</p>

<p>Do you beg to differ?</p>

<p>Is being a sophomore getting boring?</p>

<p>Probably.</p>

<p>Do you beg to differ?</p>

<p>No, I’m a senior.</p>

<p>Do I want to move far far away and never look back?</p>

<p>How far?</p>

<p>Are you self-confident?</p>

<p>Do I want to move far far away and never look back?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>How far?</p>

<p>Far far away.</p>

<p>Are you self-confident?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Will I miss very few people when I go far far away to college?</p>

<p>And I won’t even miss my family that much?</p>

<p>Because I feel smothered?</p>

<p>Did I just eat McDonald’s for the first time in 3 or 4 years?</p>

<p>What was the last fast food you ate?</p>

<p>What was the last movie you saw?</p>

<p>Will I miss very few people when I go far far away to college?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>And I won’t even miss my family that much?</p>

<p>Aww.</p>

<p>Because I feel smothered?</p>

<p>I suppose.</p>

<p>Did I just eat McDonald’s for the first time in 3 or 4 years?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>What was the last fast food you ate?</p>

<p>I honestly cannot remember. I’m having pizza tonight, though, does that count?</p>

<p>What was the last movie you saw?</p>

<p>Hmm…The Shining.</p>

<p>Have you been thinking about Delicious Boy today?</p>

<p>Have I been thinking about Soccer Boy?</p>

<p>What was the last tv show you watched?</p>

<p>Can you type without looking at the keyboard?</p>

<p>Did you have to take a typing class in 6th and 8th grade?</p>

<p>Did it anger you because you knew that if you wanted to have 90 wpm you’d practice instead of going to school at pressing random buttons?</p>

<p>Have you been thinking about Delicious Boy today?</p>

<p>Yesss.</p>

<p>Have I been thinking about Soccer Boy?</p>

<p>Of course.</p>

<p>What was the last tv show you watched?</p>

<p>Hmm. A rerun of Project Runway (when is last night’s episode on today?).</p>

<p>Can you type without looking at the keyboard?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did you have to take a typing class in 6th and 8th grade?</p>

<p>Nope, 4th and 5th.</p>

<p>Did it anger you because you knew that if you wanted to have 90 wpm you’d practice instead of going to school at pressing random buttons?</p>

<p>Yes?</p>

<p>What makes you so sure I have?</p>

<p>Are you really going to answer that?</p>

<p>Do you own a Minnie Mouse blanket?</p>

<p>A Minnie Mouse anything?</p>

<p>What makes you so sure I have?</p>

<p>Because. It’s what girls do.</p>

<p>Are you really going to answer that?</p>

<p>Duh.</p>

<p>Do you own a Minnie Mouse blanket?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>A Minnie Mouse anything?</p>

<p>I highly doubt it.</p>

<p>Do boys spend lots of time thinking about girls, too?</p>

<p>Are you a vase?</p>

<p>Do boys spend lots of time thinking about girls, too?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Are you a vase?</p>

<p>No, I’m a flower.</p>

<p>This is more a question for Yak, but you can offer your opinion, too, Joli.</p>

<p>Do boys talk about girls the way that girls talk about boys? Like, when you “like” someone, do you tell your friends?</p>

<p>Is that news to me?</p>

<p>Not really, right?</p>

<p>Are you coy?</p>

<p>Is that news to me?</p>

<p>Eh.</p>

<p>Not really, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Are you coy?</p>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<p>Will you tell her that guys are more physical than girls, usually?</p>

<p>Do they discuss the physical aspects of girls often?</p>

<p>Will you tell her that guys do tell each other when they like someone?</p>

<p>But they don’t make as much of an “omgomgomg” deal about it as girls do, right?</p>

<p>Am I in a bouncier mood?</p>

<p>Am I excited for tomorrow?</p>

<p>Did you read way too much into that?</p>

<p>Do you make your bed every morning?</p>

<p>Do I not tell people when I like someone?</p>

<p>Is that not good?</p>

<p>Will you tell her that guys are more physical than girls, usually?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Do they discuss the physical aspects of girls often?</p>

<p>Duh.</p>

<p>Will you tell her that guys do tell each other when they like someone?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>But they don’t make as much of an “omgomgomg” deal about it as girls do, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Am I in a bouncier mood?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Am I excited for tomorrow?</p>

<p>Haha.</p>

<p>Did you read way too much into that?</p>

<p>Possibly.</p>

<p>Do you make your bed every morning?</p>

<p>Without hesitation. It has to be made or I don’t leave my house.</p>

<p>Do I not tell people when I like someone?</p>

<p>Again, that’s your vulnerability thing.</p>

<p>Is that not good?</p>

<p>It’s understandable.</p>

<p>Is it one of your chores?</p>

<p>Was I shocked when I found out making your bed is a chore for some people?</p>

<p>Was I seven and really messy?</p>

<p>But I had other chores, right?</p>

<p>Do I have one friend whom I could tell but I don’t?</p>

<p>Should you have a column?</p>

<p>Is it one of your chores?</p>

<p>I don’t have chores. I’m just clean.</p>

<p>Was I shocked when I found out making your bed is a chore for some people?'</p>

<p>Haha.</p>

<p>Was I seven and really messy?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>But I had other chores, right?</p>

<p>Sure.</p>

<p>Do I have one friend whom I could tell but I don’t?</p>

<p>Psht. You have to tell her. It’s like calling dibs, you know?</p>

<p>Should you have a column?</p>

<p>Definitely.</p>