<p>Would you change your name to Mitt for 20,000 dollars?</p>
<p>Have you ever had calamari?</p>
<p>Isn’t that shrimp or something?</p>
<p>Did I find out today my eyes have changed color?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did someone comment about by green eyes and I called them crazy?</p>
<p>Haha. Yes.</p>
<p>Is that weird?</p>
<p>Definitely.</p>
<p>What color are your eyes?</p>
<p>Green. :O</p>
<p>What color is your hair today?</p>
<p>Saffron.</p>
<p>Gumby or Pokey?</p>
<p>Pokey.</p>
<p>Green or yellow?</p>
<p>Green.</p>
<p>Chicken or fettuccine?</p>
<p>Chicken.</p>
<p>Would you change your name to Alfredo for $10,000 dollars?</p>
<p>Is the word “dollars” really necessary since you used the “$”?</p>
<p>But no.</p>
<p>Would you change your name to Mitt for 20,000 dollars?</p>
<p>One, no. I cannot be bought, and I love my name, I would never change it.</p>
<p>Two, I hate Mitt Romney and I wish I could kick him to death.</p>
<p>Have you ever had calamari?</p>
<p>Nooo, I’ve been too wimpy to try it.</p>
<p>Isn’t that shrimp or something?</p>
<p>Squid, darling, squid.</p>
<p>Is something bugging me?</p>
<p>Will I fight for what I have?</p>
<p>Will you change your first name to “Spot”?</p>
<p>Why not?</p>
<p>Am I drinking tea?</p>
<p>Like an old person, right?</p>
<p>What kind?</p>
<p>Tea or coffee?</p>
<p>Coffee or me?</p>
<p>Are you likeable?</p>
<p>Did it happen once before?</p>
<p>Is it annoying when people use emoticons like “XD” or “o.o”?</p>
<p>Did I write that on accident?</p>
<p>Am I tired?</p>
<p>Will I go now?</p>
<p>Is something bugging me?</p>
<p>Aww, what?</p>
<p>Will I fight for what I have?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will you change your first name to “Spot”?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Why not?</p>
<p>Because I like my name.</p>
<p>Am I drinking tea?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Like an old person, right?</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>What kind?</p>
<p>Green tea. Or Black tea.</p>
<p>Tea or coffee?</p>
<p>Tea.</p>
<p>Coffee or me?</p>
<p>You.</p>
<p>Are you likeable?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Did it happen once before?</p>
<p>When you came to my door.</p>
<p>Is it annoying when people use emoticons like “XD” or “o.o”?</p>
<p>Ugh, yes.</p>
<p>Did I write that on accident?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Am I tired?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will I go now?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is your use of the word “darling” fun?</p>
<p>Will we try calamari together?</p>
<p>Do you have a strong stomach?</p>
<p>Is Helena an iffy name?</p>
<p>Is Helen also iffy?</p>
<p>What isn’t iffy, then?!</p>
<p>Is your use of the word “darling” fun?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will we try calamari together?</p>
<p>Maybe. Not today, though.</p>
<p>Do you have a strong stomach?</p>
<p>Yes, actually. But I have a weak gag reflex.</p>
<p>Is Helena an iffy name?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is Helen also iffy?</p>
<p>Even worse.</p>
<p>What isn’t iffy, then?!</p>
<p>My name. And DB’s name.</p>
<p>Do your names go together?</p>
<p>Like Bennifer? </p>
<p>Or Brangelina?</p>
<p>Filliam H. Muffman?</p>
<p>Julianny?</p>
<p>Did you get the last one?</p>
<p>Is it Julia Roberts and Danny Moder?</p>
<p>Could I come up with these all day?</p>
<p>Do your names go together?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Like Bennifer?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Or Brangelina?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Filliam H. Muffman?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Julianny?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Did you get the last one?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Is it Julia Roberts and Danny Moder?</p>
<p>Nice.</p>
<p>Could I come up with these all day?</p>
<p>Easily.</p>
<p>What do you think of Filliam H. Muffman besides ugh?</p>
<p>Do I love them like I love the Kennedys?</p>
<p>Did you just go ugh because I said I love the Kennedys?</p>
<p>Did you see Colbert’s [Filliam</a> H. Muffman](<a href=“http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=58886]Filliam”>http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=58886) bit?</p>
<p>Am I easily amused?</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>What do you think of Filliam H. Muffman besides ugh?</p>
<p>It’s funny.</p>
<p>Do I love them like I love the Kennedys?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Did you just go ugh because I said I love the Kennedys?</p>
<p>Duh.</p>
<p>Did you see Colbert’s Filliam H. Muffman bit?</p>
<p>Hahahaha, niiice.</p>
<p>Am I easily amused?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>Depends.</p>
<p>Do I laugh like a pothead sometimes?</p>
<p>Is that an inappropriate analogy?</p>
<p>But I do, right?</p>
<p>What kind of laugher are you?</p>
<p>Do I laugh like a pothead sometimes?</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Is that an inappropriate analogy?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>But I do, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>What kind of laugher are you?</p>
<p>I have many a different laugh.</p>
<p>Which do you use most often?</p>
<p>What is your favorite article of clothing? </p>
<p>Cartoon character?</p>
<p>Car?</p>
<p>Cereal?</p>
<p>Which do you use most often?</p>
<p>A giggle.</p>
<p>What is your favorite article of clothing?</p>
<p>This vintage, actual 1950s black and white polka dot halter dress. It has a tulle underlay and a sweetheart neckline. My favorite.</p>
<p>Cartoon character?</p>
<p>Daria.</p>
<p>Car?</p>
<p>A silver one?</p>
<p>Cereal?</p>
<p>Rice chex, for now.</p>
<p>Will you go have a conversation with me?</p>
<p>What was the last song you listened to?</p>
<p>Do you ever make no sense sometimes?</p>
<p>What phrase do you use too much?</p>
<p>Will you go have a conversation with me?</p>
<p>I’m busyyyy.</p>
<p>What was the last song you listened to?</p>
<p>Sea Legs – The Shins</p>
<p>Do you not make sense sometimes?</p>
<p>I’m whimsical. </p>
<p>What phrase do you use too much?</p>
<p>“I know, right?”</p>
<p>What sort of busy?</p>
<p>If you’re so busy, why are you answering my questions?</p>
<p>Am I not helping?</p>
<p>What sort of busy?</p>
<p>(:</p>
<p>If you’re so busy, why are you answering my questions?</p>
<p>You’re lucky that I’m answering them.</p>
<p>Am I not helping?</p>
<p>I just got snippety with you. :O</p>