<p>Is my team Chelsea?</p>
<p>Why so low, Joe?</p>
<p>Do you get annoyed at those loud people watching sports on tv?</p>
<p>Do I keep unusually quiet during games?</p>
<p>Have you ever been on a cruise?</p>
<p>Have you heard the Jonas Brothers?</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p>Did I even have to ask?</p>
<p>Is my sister about to have a shoe thrown at her?</p>
<p>What’s your favorite pixar movie?</p>
<p>Do the Jonas Brothers kill a little bit of my soul every time I hear them?</p>
<p>Do you have any guilty pleasure movies?</p>
<p>Is my team Chelsea?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why so low, Joe?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Do you get annoyed at those loud people watching sports on tv?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I keep unusually quiet during games?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Have you ever been on a cruise?</p>
<p>No, and I have a bad association with cruises. </p>
<p>Have you heard the Jonas Brothers?</p>
<p>I saw them on Ellen. They’re ridiculous. </p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p>Terrible.</p>
<p>Did I even have to ask?</p>
<p>Nope. Haha.</p>
<p>Is my sister about to have a shoe thrown at her?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>What’s your favorite pixar movie?</p>
<p>Finding Nemo.</p>
<p>Do the Jonas Brothers kill a little bit of my soul every time I hear them?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you have any guilty pleasure movies?</p>
<p>Yes. The Notebook and Mean Girls. Among others…</p>
<p>Even with Tina Fey?!?</p>
<p>Would you like to know what I want for my birthday?</p>
<p>Dolphins or whales?</p>
<p>Even with Tina Fey?!?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Would you like to know what I want for my birthday?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Dolphins or whales?</p>
<p>Dolphins, obviously.</p>
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<p>Isn’t it completely ridiculous and almost tacky?</p>
<p>Pele or Ronaldinho?</p>
<p>Isn’t that really an impossible question?</p>
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<p>**How tall?[/b ]</p>
<p>**Are you disturbed?[/b ]</p>
<p>**Am I?[/b ]</p>
<p>**Why?[/b ]</p>
<p>**Do you like how I’m making this space for you to type and typing in the html?[/b ]</p>
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pahahahaha! Who the heck are they? They just appeared on the disney channel one day and the kids <em>love</em> them. Wth…</p>
<p>Is it this?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>Isn’t it completely ridiculous and almost tacky?</p>
<p>It’s cliche, but I still like it. I have sunglasses like those.</p>
<p>Pele or Ronaldinho?</p>
<p>Who?</p>
<p>Isn’t that really an impossible question?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you have tall parents?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>How tall?</p>
<p>My mom is 5’5"ish and my dad is 5’10"ish.</p>
<p>Are you disturbed?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Am I?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because you’re normal.</p>
<p>Do you like how I’m making this space for you to type and typing in the html?</p>
<p>I can take it or leave it. I usually just do CTRL + B.</p>
<p>HOLY CRAP! you just taught me something! I was like dang, she must spend more than enough time…thanks :)</p>
<p>Am I not impressed anymore?</p>
<p>How is it that I’m so short and my parents are only an inch shorter than yours? (correspondingly)</p>
<p>Why do you have curly hair?</p>
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<p>Does Cher repulse you?</p>
<p>What type of tambourine are you?</p>
<p>How many types are there?</p>
<p>Are you horsing around?</p>
<p>Is this too much monkey business for you?</p>
<p>Are live CDs usually really annoying?</p>
<p>Except for Live at the BBC, right?</p>
<p>Are you pulsey?</p>
<p>Are you sometimes hard to conceal?</p>
<p>Would you like a conch?</p>
<p>But not the annoying kind, right?</p>
<p>Did I just remember something that I forgot yesterday?</p>
<p>Is I’ll Be On My Way a good song?</p>
<p>Have you not heard it?</p>
<p>Does it suck that you aren’t a hop, skip, and a jump away?</p>
<p>Would it be sort of silly if you were?</p>
<p>Do you like sapphires?</p>
<p>Am I not impressed anymore?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>How is it that I’m so short and my parents are only an inch shorter than yours? (correspondingly)</p>
<p>Apparently my paternal great-grandfather was like 6’4" and my paternal grandmother was like, 5’8"…soo…I got lucky.</p>
<p>Why do you have curly hair?</p>
<p>Because God loves me. A lot.</p>
<p>Does Cher repulse you?</p>
<p>I like her in Mermaids. Add that to our list.</p>
<p>What type of tambourine are you?</p>
<p>The cute kind.</p>
<p>How many types are there?</p>
<p>I have no clue.</p>
<p>Are you horsing around?</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>Is this too much monkey business for you?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Are live CDs usually really annoying?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Except for Live at the BBC, right?</p>
<p>I really wouldn’t know, but I trust you.</p>
<p>Are you pulsey?</p>
<p>Oooh. </p>
<p>Are you sometimes hard to conceal?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Would you like a conch?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>But not the annoying kind, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Did I just remember something that I forgot yesterday?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Is I’ll Be On My Way a good song?</p>
<p>Wha?</p>
<p>Have you not heard it?</p>
<p>I have not.</p>
<p>Does it suck that you aren’t a hop, skip, and a jump away?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would it be sort of silly if you were?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Do you like sapphires?</p>
<p>Ooh. Yes.</p>
<p>Do I have a live Barbra Streisand cd?</p>
<p>Don’t you love old broads?</p>
<p>Is Barbra Streisand really an old broad, though?</p>
<p>Did I do something really stupid today?</p>
<p>Do I have a live Barbra Streisand cd?</p>
<p>Ooh, Babs!</p>
<p>Don’t you love old broads?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is Barbra Streisand really an old broad, though?</p>
<p>Shhh.</p>
<p>Did I do something really stupid today?</p>
<p>Do tell.</p>
<p>Did my friend feel terrible today?</p>
<p>So I said I’d cheer her up tomorrow?</p>
<p>By telling her one of my secrets?</p>
<p>Isn’t Babs an awesome name?</p>
<p>Did my friend feel terrible today?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>So I said I’d cheer her up tomorrow?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>By telling her one of my secrets?</p>
<p>:O Which one?</p>
<p>Isn’t Babs an awesome name?</p>
<p>Yes, but if my name was Barbara I would go by “Barbie.” Hahahaha.</p>
<p>I can’t wait to see what you do with that comment. I can’t wait.</p>
<p>Would you marry a Ken?</p>
<p>Would you live in Malibu?</p>
<p>Would you have one black friend?</p>
<p>Would you have one ambiguously-raced tan friend?</p>
<p>Would you have straight hair?</p>
<p>Would you have a boat that turns into a pink convertible?</p>
<p>How big would your house be?</p>
<p>Would it be dreamy?</p>
<p>Would women picket your existence?</p>
<p>Is the secret the obvious one since I can’t think of any others?</p>