<p>Do you like Kate Nash?</p>
<p>Have you heard Mouthwash?</p>
<p>Will the next 45 minutes take forever?</p>
<p>Am I alone now?</p>
<p>10 more minutes, right?</p>
<p>When should I start my homework?</p>
<p>Would you marry a Ken?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Would you live in Malibu?</p>
<p>It’s a possibility.</p>
<p>Would you have one black friend?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Would you have one ambiguously-raced tan friend?</p>
<p>I already do.</p>
<p>Would you have straight hair?</p>
<p>Ew, no!</p>
<p>Would you have a boat that turns into a pink convertible?</p>
<p>Duh.</p>
<p>How big would your house be?</p>
<p>Huge.</p>
<p>Would it be dreamy?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would women picket your existence?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Is the secret the obvious one since I can’t think of any others?</p>
<p>Ah-ha.</p>
<p>Do you like Kate Nash?</p>
<p>Ugh, no.</p>
<p>Have you heard Mouthwash?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Will the next 45 minutes take forever?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>Am I alone now?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>10 more minutes, right?</p>
<p>Until the polls close? What?</p>
<p>When should I start my homework?</p>
<p>An hour or two ago.</p>
<p>What’s this ah-ha?</p>
<p>Is there a tornado near me?</p>
<p>But I’m used to it, right?</p>
<p>What’s this ah-ha?</p>
<p>Soccer Boy, duh.</p>
<p>Is there a tornado near me?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>But I’m used to it, right?</p>
<p>Kay.</p>
<p>How do I get out of telling her?</p>
<p>Is this tornado knocking out the internet every two seconds?</p>
<p>Which candidate are you supporting for the presidential election?</p>
<p>How do I get out of telling her?</p>
<p>You don’t.</p>
<p>Is this tornado knocking out the internet every two seconds?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>Which candidate are you supporting for the presidential election?</p>
<p>Obama.</p>
<p>Will I distract her?</p>
<p>Isn’t The Color of Friendship awesome?</p>
<p>Turkey or ham?</p>
<p>Will I distract her?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Isn’t The Color of Friendship awesome?</p>
<p>Hahahaha. You and silly Disney channel movies.</p>
<p>Turkey or ham?</p>
<p>Turkey, ham is disgusting.</p>
<p>Did she not even remember today?</p>
<p>Is it really a shame about Soccer Boy?</p>
<p>Because he has to go and like Arsenal?</p>
<p>You don’t know what I’m talking about, right?</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>It’s depressing how Clinton is probably going to get the democratic nomination, huh?</p>
<p>Should Les not talk about that?</p>
<p>Did she not even remember today?</p>
<p>Figures.</p>
<p>Is it really a shame about Soccer Boy?</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because he has to go and like Arsenal?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>You don’t know what I’m talking about, right?</p>
<p>Right. Explain.</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>Omgosh, so fantastic. So fantastic.</p>
<p>It’s depressing how Clinton is probably going to get the democratic nomination, huh?</p>
<p>:O Les! Shut up!</p>
<p>Should Les not talk about that?</p>
<p>That’s a polite way of putting it.</p>
<p>Actually… this sounds promising, doesn’t it?</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>What made your day so fantastic?</p>
<p>Is Arsenal bleh?</p>
<p>Because I’m a Chelsea girl?</p>
<p>Did he notice that today?</p>
<p>When he noticed the honking Chelsea seal on my folder did he squint like you wouldn’t believe?</p>
<p>I’m talking about soccer, remember?</p>
<p>Has that one Frou Frou song been stuck in my head all day?</p>
<p>Actually… this sounds promising, doesn’t it?</p>
<p>Indeed.</p>
<p>What made your day so fantastic?</p>
<p>I got into Marist EA (: with a merit scholarship.</p>
<p>Is Arsenal bleh?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Because I’m a Chelsea girl?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Did he notice that today?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>When he noticed the honking Chelsea seal on my folder did he squint like you wouldn’t believe?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>I’m talking about soccer, remember?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Has that one Frou Frou song been stuck in my head all day?</p>
<p>So let go, let go…</p>
<p>Did you know Bill O’Reilly went to Marist?</p>
<p>Is that not meant to put down your accomplishment?</p>
<p>Will you at least pretend to know what I’m talking about when I talk about soccer?</p>
<p>But the Arsenal soccer thing can be ignored, right?</p>
<p>Even though Arsenal is bleh?</p>
<p>Was that a seriously funny look on his face when he saw the Chelsea crest?</p>
<p>Did you know Bill O’Reilly went to Marist?</p>
<p>Haha, I did actually. I hate him.</p>
<p>Is that not meant to put down your accomplishment?</p>
<p>It’s cool, no worries.</p>
<p>Will you at least pretend to know what I’m talking about when I talk about soccer?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>But the Arsenal soccer thing can be ignored, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Even though Arsenal is bleh?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Was that a seriously funny look on his face when he saw the Chelsea crest?</p>
<p>Sure.</p>