<p>Have I never been to Nordstrom?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Have I been to Sephora once?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why must everything there be over $20?</p>
<p>Ehh, I’m really not crazy about makeup, some things are worth it, others are not.</p>
<p>How do you feel about tomorrow?</p>
<p>Excited.</p>
<p>How do I?</p>
<p>Excited.</p>
<p>Have I been dragged into a Sephora about three times in my life?</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>Did I lose faith in the world at each occasion?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>Is it silly that nothing costs less than $50 there?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did you wake up this morning with one earbud?phone? in your ear?</p>
<p>Was it disconcerting?</p>
<p>If you don’t stop saying Awww, will I shut you out?</p>
<p>Did you wake up this morning with one earbud?phone? in your ear?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Was it disconcerting?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>If you don’t stop saying Awww, will I shut you out?</p>
<p>No, you like me way too much. I’ll just sing the The Nanny theme song, and you’ll fall into a trance.</p>
<p>Have I never even heard of Nordstrom?</p>
<p>Are you scarred for life?</p>
<p>What is your favourite store to shop at?</p>
<p>What is your favourite food?</p>
<p>Do you like cotton candy?</p>
<p>Have I never even heard of Nordstrom?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Are you scarred for life?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>What is your favourite store to shop at?</p>
<p>Nordstrom, Urban Outfitters, annnnnd…Target, hahaha.</p>
<p>What is your favourite food?</p>
<p>Grilled chicken caesar salad.</p>
<p>Do you like cotton candy?</p>
<p>No, it’s disgusting.</p>
<p>Will I be the bigger person and not talk about the person who talked about my friend?</p>
<p>I’ll do it right to her face, right?</p>
<p>What’s up?</p>
<p>Will I be the bigger person and not talk about the person who talked about my friend?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>I’ll do it right to her face, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>What’s up?</p>
<p>Girl Talk.</p>
<p>Do you like to lead a nice, relatively uncomplicated life?</p>
<p>Do you get mad at people who mess that up?</p>
<p>Do you like to lead a nice, relatively uncomplicated life?</p>
<p>Nope, my life is crazy.</p>
<p>Do you get mad at people who mess that up?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>What about me?</p>
<p>Obamarama?</p>
<p>Does my mother have no one to vote for now that Romney has dropped out?</p>
<p>Are my parents hardcore republicans without the religious stuff?</p>
<p>Must I keep my progressiveness to myself?</p>
<p>Awful, right?</p>
<p>What about me?</p>
<p>You like to keep things low-key.</p>
<p>Obamarama?</p>
<p>Ohhh, Bamaaaa!</p>
<p>Does my mother have no one to vote for now that Romney has dropped out?</p>
<p>:O! Ew! Romney is the worst!</p>
<p>Are my parents hardcore republicans without the religious stuff?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Must I keep my progressiveness to myself?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Awful, right?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Should I tell you the whole story?</p>
<p>Is that why I hate geography now?</p>
<p>What language do you take?</p>
<p>Should I tell you the whole story?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is that why I hate geography now?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What language do you take?</p>
<p>I took French I and II and Spanish I. My school sucks.</p>
<p>Does my school offer English, French, and Spanish for all 4 years?</p>
<p>Am I ditching Spanish?</p>
<p>Are you a swiss army knife?</p>
<p>Does my school offer English, French, and Spanish for all 4 years?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I ditching Spanish?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you a swiss army knife?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Does your school offer Latin?</p>
<p>Is Latin the only language my school offers for 4 years?</p>
<p>Shouldn’t Swiss Army be capitalized?</p>
<p>Because it’s a brand name?</p>
<p>Does your school offer Latin?</p>
<p>Hahahaha, no.</p>
<p>Is Latin the only language my school offers for 4 years?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Shouldn’t Swiss Army be capitalized?</p>
<p>Who cares?</p>
<p>Because it’s a brand name?</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Isn’t it fortunate that my school offers Latin?</p>
<p>Have you made me feel better?</p>
<p>Did I almost type a soccer question but stopped?</p>
<p>Should I talk about Soccer Boy instead?</p>
<p>Isn’t it fortunate that my school offers Latin?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Have you made me feel better?</p>
<p>I was tempted to say the A-“word.” But I stopped. So I’ll say, I’m glad. (:</p>
<p>Did I almost type a soccer question but stopped?</p>
<p>Oh no.</p>
<p>Should I talk about Soccer Boy instead?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>How did the guy in Unforgivable talk?</p>