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<p>How did the guy in Unforgivable talk?</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX8_M-KI7IQ]Unforgivable[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX8_M-KI7IQ]Unforgivable[/url</a>].</p>

<p>You’re welcome.</p>

<p>Ohhh. I’ve seen that. </p>

<p>Does getting all this college mail boost my ego?</p>

<p>Laurence Fishbourne?</p>

<p>What should I talk about now?</p>

<p>Are you watching Lost?</p>

<p>Was the first scene amazing?</p>

<p>Does getting all this college mail boost my ego?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Laurence Fishbourne?</p>

<p>What?</p>

<p>What should I talk about now?</p>

<p>Me.</p>

<p>Are you watching Lost?</p>

<p>Noo, PST!</p>

<p>Was the first scene amazing?</p>

<p>Shhh!</p>

<p>What should I know about DB?</p>

<p>What should I know about DB?</p>

<p>That he’s really sexy and lovely. He makes me smile. He occupies a lot of my time, in a good way. And by “time” I am referring to moments of my life spent both with and without him.</p>

<p>Do I like Moby?</p>

<p>Will I make you like Moby?</p>

<p>Is it wise to go on the computer before school?</p>

<p>Do you regret that you didn’t?</p>

<p>What did you think of Lost?</p>

<p>What were the three things?</p>

<p>Are you OMGOMGIHAVETOSEEWHATHAPPENSOMGOMG?</p>

<p>But much more eloquently, right?</p>

<p>'Cause of your startling eloquency, right?</p>

<p>Am I listening to music?</p>

<p>What band?</p>

<p>What song?</p>

<p>Will you ever publish anything?</p>

<p>What will you publish?</p>

<p>Do you watch the light moving across the screen?</p>

<p>Are you a schoolgirl?</p>

<p>Are you running out of printer ink?</p>

<p>Should you listen to Southside by Moby?</p>

<p>Because, unlike Ludacris, Moby is catchy, right?</p>

<p>Did you listen to Southside yet?</p>

<p>How about now?</p>

<p>Now?</p>

<p>Are you ever going to?</p>

<p>Does Fiona Apple annoy you?</p>

<p>Because she has a CD called “When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You’ll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You Know That You’re Right,” right?</p>

<p>Is it silly that the name ends with “right” and that the question also ends with “right?”</p>

<p>Does “'Cause” own “Cuz”?</p>

<p>Is that title terribly annoying?</p>

<p>Do long song names and album names annoy you?</p>

<p>Is it silly to go on songmeanings.com?</p>

<p>Do you still go sometimes?</p>

<p>Did you listen to Southside yet?</p>

<p>Are we here now, going to the east side?</p>

<p>Is it almost done?</p>

<p>Can I anticipate your reaction to it?</p>

<p>Does Moby suck?</p>

<p>In my opinion, right?</p>

<p>So now I can disapprove of Yak liking Moby, and he can disapprove of my love for Mika?</p>

<p>And we’re even?</p>

<p>Are you and DB dating?</p>

<p>What color is his hair?</p>

<p>Is he adorable? Handsome? Hot? Cute? Attractive?</p>

<p>Because there are subtle differences between those, right?</p>

<p>Are you really shocked that it’s “he can disapprove” instead of “HE can disapprove?”</p>

<p>Do you like Lewis Carrol?</p>

<p>Is it silly that one of the parachute people in Lost is called Charlotte Staples Lewis?</p>

<p>Is it still good that they didn’t name her after a philosopher, like they do with a lot of their other characters?</p>

<p>Is another person called Faraday (maybe)?</p>

<p>Did that make me think of the Faraday constant?</p>

<p>Did that make me cringe?</p>

<p>Would it make sense that Daniel’s last name is Faraday, since he said he was a physicist?</p>

<p>Did Charlotte have ugly eyes?</p>

<p>Was Miles really annoying?</p>

<p>Did you totally think his last name was “Strong” instead of “Straume” when you first heard it?</p>

<p>Does [this</a> dude](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kica8hmSdAM]this”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kica8hmSdAM) have a lot of patience?</p>

<p>Is he kind of awesome?</p>

<p>Did you vote yet?</p>

<p>Are you going to engage me?</p>

<p>Do I like Moby?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Will I make you like Moby?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Is it wise to go on the computer before school?</p>

<p>I usually do. Because my office is next to the bathroom where I get ready in the morning, and I have my makeup mirror next to my desk, sooo…yes.</p>

<p>Do you regret that you didn’t?</p>

<p>I did, but I didn’t check what I should have checked.</p>

<p>What did you think of Lost?</p>

<p>It was okay, its…eh.</p>

<p>What were the three things?</p>

<p>I already told you.</p>

<p>Are you OMGOMGIHAVETOSEEWHATHAPPENSOMGOMG?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>But much more eloquently, right?</p>

<p>Oh no…</p>

<p>'Cause of your startling eloquency, right?</p>

<p>:O!</p>

<p>Am I listening to music?</p>

<p>Always.</p>

<p>What band?</p>

<p>Not a band. Just a dude who tries. Moby.</p>

<p>What song?</p>

<p>Southside.</p>

<p>Will you ever publish anything?</p>

<p>Eh.</p>

<p>What will you publish?</p>

<p>My unedited diary entries.</p>

<p>Do you watch the light moving across the screen?</p>

<p>Wha?</p>

<p>Are you a schoolgirl?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Are you running out of printer ink?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Should you listen to Southside by Moby?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Because, unlike Ludacris, Moby is catchy, right?</p>

<p>Nope, Luda is awesome.</p>

<p>Did you listen to Southside yet?</p>

<p>Nooo.</p>

<p>How about now?</p>

<p>Nooo.</p>

<p>Now?</p>

<p>Nooo.</p>

<p>Are you ever going to?</p>

<p>I’ve already heard it, silly boy.</p>

<p>Does Fiona Apple annoy you?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Because she has a CD called “When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You’ll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You Know That You’re Right,” right?</p>

<p>Hahaha. Right.</p>

<p>Is it silly that the name ends with “right” and that the question also ends with “right?”</p>

<p>Yeeeah.</p>

<p>Does “'Cause” own “Cuz”?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is that title terribly annoying?</p>

<p>Terribly.</p>

<p>Do long song names and album names annoy you?</p>

<p>Some do.</p>

<p>Is it silly to go on songmeanings.com?</p>

<p>Haha, yes.</p>

<p>Do you still go sometimes?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Did you listen to Southside yet?</p>

<p>No!</p>

<p>Are we here now, going to the east side?</p>

<p>…Girl Talk.</p>

<p>Is it almost done?</p>

<p>:O Ooooh!</p>

<p>Can I anticipate your reaction to it?</p>

<p>(:</p>

<p>Does Moby suck?</p>

<p>Yes, however, Girl Talk does not.</p>

<p>In my opinion, right?</p>

<p>And mine.</p>

<p>So now I can disapprove of Yak liking Moby, and he can disapprove of my love for Mika?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>And we’re even?</p>

<p>Basically.</p>

<p>Are you and DB dating?</p>

<p>Nah, we’re keeping things defined and unofficial. For now.</p>

<p>What color is his hair?</p>

<p>Ehh, it’s dirty blondeish, IMO.</p>

<p>Is he adorable? Handsome? Hot? Cute? Attractive?</p>

<p>I try not to call him cute, because he’s really masculine and mmm, but he does cute things that make me smile. He’s all of those things, except…mmm, at a dangerous level.</p>

<p>Because there are subtle differences between those, right?</p>

<p>Ehh.</p>

<p>Are you really shocked that it’s “he can disapprove” instead of “HE can disapprove?”</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you like Lewis Carrol?</p>

<p>Ehhh.</p>

<p>Is it silly that one of the parachute people in Lost is called Charlotte Staples Lewis?</p>

<p>Hahaha, yes.</p>

<p>Is it still good that they didn’t name her after a philosopher, like they do with a lot of their other characters?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is another person called Faraday (maybe)?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>Did that make me think of the Faraday constant?</p>

<p>Ew.</p>

<p>Did that make me cringe?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Would it make sense that Daniel’s last name is Faraday, since he said he was a physicist?</p>

<p>Sure.</p>

<p>Did Charlotte have ugly eyes?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>Was Miles really annoying?</p>

<p>I liked him.</p>

<p>Did you totally think his last name was “Strong” instead of “Straume” when you first heard it?</p>

<p>What? No opinion on the matter.</p>

<p>Does this dude have a lot of patience?</p>

<p>Yes! Omg.</p>

<p>Is he kind of awesome?</p>

<p>Yes! </p>

<p>Did you vote yet?</p>

<p>Yesss, like almost a week ago.</p>

<p>Are you going to engage me?</p>

<p>I’m listening to really crazy mixes by Girl Talk. Go do the same.</p>

<p>On a scale of 1-10, how big of a nerd are you?</p>

<p>Me?</p>

<p>Did I solve one side of a Rubik’s cube today?</p>

<p>Mary or Rhoda?</p>

<p>On a scale of 1-10, how big of a nerd are you?</p>

<p>Hahaha, I claim to be a nerd, but no one ever believes me. I really am, though, I mean, seriously…</p>

<p>I give myself a 6.5 with 10 as nerdiest.</p>

<p>Me?</p>

<p>You’re a better nerd than I am. You get an 8.</p>

<p>Did I solve one side of a Rubik’s cube today?</p>

<p>Ooops. You’re a 9.</p>

<p>Mary or Rhoda?</p>

<p>I’m the Mary.</p>

<p>Does that make me the Rhoda?</p>

<p>Why Cameron blonde now?</p>

<p>How was your day?</p>

<p>Is it only polite to reciprocate now?</p>

<p>Does that make me the Rhoda?</p>

<p>Yes, but only because I’m that friend who is always the Mary.</p>

<p>Why Cameron blonde now?</p>

<p>Wha?</p>

<p>How was your day?</p>

<p>It was pretty fantastic, minus my neck issue. Don’t ask. It’s boring, and I slept it off.</p>

<p>Is it only polite to reciprocate now?</p>

<p>Yes, snoop, how was your day?</p>

<p>Was my day dandy?</p>

<p>Did I get a free piece of pizza?</p>

<p>Did that girl check herself before she wrecked herself?</p>

<p>Obviously not, right?</p>

<p>Did I move seats again?</p>

<p>Should I tell you more?</p>