<p>is andrea a worthy competition?</p>
<p>do you just SAY you hate sublime to make me mad?</p>
<p>are you aware that i’m not mad, just shocked and appalled?</p>
<p>Isn’t it funny that I totally embarrassed the guy that kept farting in class?</p>
<p>You do remember me telling you about that, right?</p>
<p>What is your fav number?</p>
<p>Is this bag cute? [Dooney</a> & Bourke: The Hayden Bag](<a href=“http://www.dooney.com/OA_HTML/ibeCCtpSctDspRte.jsp?section=24763]Dooney”>http://www.dooney.com/OA_HTML/ibeCCtpSctDspRte.jsp?section=24763)</p>
<p>How did you get a word to link to the website on andrea’s thread?</p>
<p>Are you notorious for taking your time with replies?</p>
<p>Does Hebrew sound strange when it’s sung?</p>
<p>Does Hebrew sound strange usually?</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>Are you slipping under?</p>
<p>Are Toxic covers usually bad?</p>
<p>Because Toxic itself is bad, right?</p>
<p>No, right?</p>
<p>On a scale of 3 to 17, how badass are you?</p>
<p>How about on a scale of 1 to 10?</p>
<p>Do you sing when you listen to music?</p>
<p>Are people with short fingers usually ridiculous?</p>
<p>Does Fairy <3 Jeff?</p>
<p>Are your hands neither too big nor too small?</p>
<p>Does size matter?</p>
<p>Have you read The Phantom Tollbooth?</p>
<p>Did the term “glasses case” bother you when you were a child?</p>
<p>Are you gathering evidence?</p>
<p>Of my insanity, right?</p>
<p>Would it have been totally pretentious if I wrote “of my insanity, correct?”</p>
<p>Are geese kind of cool?</p>
<p>Canadian ones, right?</p>
<p>Were you attacked by a swan when you were a child?</p>
<p>Was I?</p>
<p>Yes, right?</p>
<p>Why am I amused by that?</p>
<p>Do I enjoy laughing at myself?</p>
<p>Because I’m weird and objective, right?</p>
<p>Is Youtube awesome?</p>
<p>What random thing will you tell me?</p>
<p>Are you energized?</p>
<p>Like the batteries?</p>
<p>Are you starting to want these questions to end?</p>
<p>Are they almost done?</p>
<p>But only for now, right?</p>
<p>Do I only like Jack Johnson because he targets my mellowness?</p>
<p>Are you not chill enough to like Jack Johnson?</p>
<p>Am I waving?</p>
<p>What is your fav movie?</p>
<p>I really like Election, American Beauty, Teen Witch, and Thelma & Louise.</p>
<p>Do you like your real name?</p>
<p>I love it.</p>
<p>What kind of pets do you have?</p>
<p>One doggie.</p>
<p>Am I jealous that Staci has a donkey?</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>can i ask you a question?</p>
<p>Mos def.</p>
<p>is andrea a worthy competition?</p>
<p>That sentence doesn’t make sense. But yes, my thread is getting old, I shall pass the torch to her.</p>
<p>do you just SAY you hate sublime to make me mad?</p>
<p>Nah. I really hate them.</p>
<p>are you aware that i’m not mad, just shocked and appalled?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Isn’t it funny that I totally embarrassed the guy that kept farting in class?</p>
<p>Ew.</p>
<p>You do remember me telling you about that, right?</p>
<p>Ohh, right.</p>
<p>What is your fav number?</p>
<p>21.</p>
<p>**Is this bag cute? **</p>
<p>It’s really not my style.</p>
<p>How did you get a word to link to the website on andrea’s thread?</p>
<p>[url = link ] text you want to use [/url ]</p>
<p>Are you notorious for taking your time with replies?</p>
<p>Wha? Yes.</p>
<p>Does Hebrew sound strange when it’s sung?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does Hebrew sound strange usually?</p>
<p>Haha, yes.</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>So-so.</p>
<p>Are you slipping under?</p>
<p>Mmm?</p>
<p>Are Toxic covers usually bad?</p>
<p>Like, the song?</p>
<p>Because Toxic itself is bad, right?</p>
<p>Not the song…</p>
<p>No, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>On a scale of 3 to 17, how badass are you?</p>
<p>20.</p>
<p>How about on a scale of 1 to 10?</p>
<p>13.</p>
<p>Do you sing when you listen to music?</p>
<p>If I know the lyrics.</p>
<p>Are people with short fingers usually ridiculous?</p>
<p>Usually.</p>
<p>Does Fairy <3 Jeff?</p>
<p>No, Jeff <3’s Fairy.</p>
<p>Are your hands neither too big nor too small?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Does size matter?</p>
<p>Duh.</p>
<p>Have you read The Phantom Tollbooth?</p>
<p>Omg…I think so.</p>
<p>Did the term “glasses case” bother you when you were a child?</p>
<p>Nooo. </p>
<p>Are you gathering evidence?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>Of my insanity, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Would it have been totally pretentious if I wrote “of my insanity, correct?”</p>
<p>Totally.</p>
<p>Are geese kind of cool?</p>
<p>Eh.</p>
<p>Canadian ones, right?</p>
<p>Okie.</p>
<p>Were you attacked by a swan when you were a child?</p>
<p>No…</p>
<p>Was I?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Yes, right?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Why am I amused by that?</p>
<p>Because it’s totally ridiculous.</p>
<p>Do I enjoy laughing at myself?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Because I’m weird and objective, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Is Youtube awesome?</p>
<p>Sometimes. I saw something creepy today, though.</p>
<p>What random thing will you tell me?</p>
<p>That the creepy Youtube video made me feel sexually violated.</p>
<p>Are you energized?</p>
<p>I could use more energy right now. I’m tired.</p>
<p>Like the batteries?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Are you starting to want these questions to end?</p>
<p>Noooo.</p>
<p>Are they almost done?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But only for now, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Do I only like Jack Johnson because he targets my mellowness?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Are you not chill enough to like Jack Johnson?</p>
<p>I’m not.</p>
<p>Am I waving?</p>
<p>Goodbye?</p>
<p>Why are you more badass on the 1 to 10 scale?</p>
<p>Should you link the youtube video you referred to?</p>
<p>Should I give my APUSH notes to some sophomore at the end of the year?</p>
<p>Should I sell them instead?</p>
<p>Is it weird that there’s a huge market for APUSH notes at my school?</p>
<p>Is it because the teachers are ridiculous?</p>
<p>Why does my gym teacher hate me?</p>
<p>What number are you?</p>
<p>Why are you more badass on the 1 to 10 scale?</p>
<p>Because I’m that badass.</p>
<p>Should you link the youtube video you referred to?</p>
<p>It’s so [url=<a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=hSkOjwJbit4&feature=related]gross[/url”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=hSkOjwJbit4&feature=related]gross[/url</a>]. I can’t watch it ever again.</p>
<p>Should I give my APUSH notes to some sophomore at the end of the year?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Should I sell them instead?</p>
<p>Yessss.</p>
<p>Is it weird that there’s a huge market for APUSH notes at my school?</p>
<p>Hahaha. I thought about selling all of my AP Euro stuff. But no.</p>
<p>Is it because the teachers are ridiculous?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why does my gym teacher hate me?</p>
<p>Because gym teachers hate everyone.</p>
<p>What number are you?</p>
<h1>1, duh.</h1>
<p>what do you hate about sublime?</p>
<p>haven’t you HEARD the amazing hooks?</p>
<p>Is white out beneficial or detrimental to human society?</p>
<p>What about mechanical pens?</p>
<p>My English teacher jokingly tells me that my soul will not rest until all the garbage I’ve thrown out has decomposed (I believe this is an example of a Buddhist belief, I may be wrong though). Should I be worried about the amount of Styrofoam I throw away?</p>
<p>Would boycotting Styrofoam plates in my school cafeteria be a good thing?</p>
<p>What did you do with all the college mail you’ve received?</p>
<p>Is black a color or the absence of light?</p>
<p>What about white?</p>
<p>If nothing is defined as the absence of atoms, and space is a vacuum, then when an astronaut is floating around in space, can he be said to be floating around in nothing?</p>
<p>Why must I wear these embarrassingly short shorts while I run meets for track?</p>
<p>Today I went to TGIF Fridays and ordered the chicken. The waiter came out carrying a giant dish, but when I saw the food I almost laughed. It was that small. So what is the point of serving this pathetic excuse on such a large plate?</p>
<p>If you’re best friend’s teddy bear could talk, what would it say?</p>
<p>And finally…</p>
<p>Why does the tomato talk to me? I have nothing to say to it.</p>
<p>have i ever posted in this thread before?</p>
<p>what do you hate about sublime?</p>
<p>They’re irrelevant to my life.</p>
<p>haven’t you HEARD the amazing hooks?</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Is white out beneficial or detrimental to human society?</p>
<p>Detrimental.</p>
<p>What about mechanical pens?</p>
<p>They’re fine.</p>
<p>Should I be worried about the amount of Styrofoam I throw away?</p>
<p>Possibly.</p>
<p>Would boycotting Styrofoam plates in my school cafeteria be a good thing?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What did you do with all the college mail you’ve received?</p>
<p>I saved the nice viewbooks, and the things from colleges I applied to.</p>
<p>Is black a color or the absence of light?</p>
<p>Ugh. It’s a color.</p>
<p>What about white?</p>
<p>It’s a color, too.</p>
<p>If nothing is defined as the absence of atoms, and space is a vacuum, then when an astronaut is floating around in space, can he be said to be floating around in nothing?</p>
<p>…yes.</p>
<p>Why must I wear these embarrassingly short shorts while I run meets for track?</p>
<p>Short shorts are the best.</p>
<p>So what is the point of serving this pathetic excuse on such a large plate?</p>
<p>I really don’t know, that doesn’t make sense.</p>
<p>If you’re best friend’s teddy bear could talk, what would it say?</p>
<p>Wha?</p>
<p>Why does the tomato talk to me?</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>have i ever posted in this thread before?</p>
<p>No?</p>
<p>Are you confuzzled?</p>
<p>Are you Ginormous?</p>
<p>Do combined words not work?</p>
<p>Is it homework time?</p>
<p>What does your school librarian look like?</p>
<p>Are you confuzzled?</p>
<p>Not really.</p>
<p>Are you Ginormous?</p>
<p>Haha, nooo.</p>
<p>Do combined words not work?</p>
<p>Oh, they work.</p>
<p>Is it homework time?</p>
<p>Not for me.</p>
<p>What does your school librarian look like?</p>
<p>Due to extensive construction, my school currently doesn’t have a library.</p>
<p>does .999~ (repeating to infinity) equal 1?</p>
<p>hypothetically, if a plane is placed on a gigantic treadmill that can travel as fast as the plane’s ground speed, and thus the plane stays in place even though its traveling at whatever speed, can the plane take off?</p>
<p>Does sockpuppet’s first question remind you of calculus?</p>
<p>Did I find out today my physics/calculus teacher has a m.s. in physics from UChicago?</p>
<p>What is he doing teaching high school?</p>
<p>would you rather be a community college professor, or a high school teacher?</p>
<p>Is andrea serious?</p>
<p>Isn’t college so much better than HS?</p>
<p>Aren’t the professors wayy better than HS teachers?</p>
<p>yeah, but high school teachers make more?</p>
<p>Are oklahoma teachers paid THAT bad compared to other states?</p>
<p>Community college teachers here make 1.5 times more than HS teachers, right?</p>
<p>But in HS classes you don’t learn as much because you do a lot of busy work and pointless things, right?</p>
<p>Does salary actually = greatness?</p>
<p>I think not, right?</p>
<p>does .999~ (repeating to infinity) equal 1?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>hypothetically, if a plane is placed on a gigantic treadmill that can travel as fast as the plane’s ground speed, and thus the plane stays in place even though its traveling at whatever speed, can the plane take off?</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Does sockpuppet’s first question remind you of calculus?</p>
<p>Yes, and of how much better my life is without it. Hehe.</p>
<p>Did I find out today my physics/calculus teacher has a m.s. in physics from UChicago?</p>
<p>Ooh.</p>
<p>What is he doing teaching high school?</p>
<p>Being ridiculous.</p>
<p>would you rather be a community college professor, or a high school teacher?</p>
<p>Neither, ever, under any circumstances.</p>
<p>Is andrea serious?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Isn’t college so much better than HS?</p>
<p>Hopefully.</p>
<p>Aren’t the professors wayy better than HS teachers?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>yeah, but high school teachers make more?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Are oklahoma teachers paid THAT bad compared to other states?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Community college teachers here make 1.5 times more than HS teachers, right?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>But in HS classes you don’t learn as much because you do a lot of busy work and pointless things, right?</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>Does salary actually = greatness?</p>
<p>Depends.</p>
<p>I think not, right?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>