<p>Does .999 repeating, in fact, equal one?</p>
<p>Must I prove it to you?</p>
<p>Is the math nerd in me coming out?</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>Did you not go to school?</p>
<p>Was I traumatized today?</p>
<p>Similar to your reaction to that youtube video?</p>
<p>Does .999 repeating, in fact, equal one?</p>
<p>No. Not in my book. Because I care not.</p>
<p>Must I prove it to you?</p>
<p>Noooo.</p>
<p>Is the math nerd in me coming out?</p>
<p>Gross, keep it hidden.</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>Lovely.</p>
<p>Did you not go to school?</p>
<p>Oh, I went to school, Mike.</p>
<p>Was I traumatized today?</p>
<p>Ohno.</p>
<p>Similar to your reaction to that youtube video?</p>
<p>You screamed and pulled your knees to your chest?</p>
<p>Did it involve a wet, nearly naked 65 year old man?</p>
<p>And water dripping on me?</p>
<p>Was it a teacher?</p>
<p>Was I speechless?</p>
<p>Did it involve a wet, nearly naked 65 year old man?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>And water dripping on me?</p>
<p>Ew!</p>
<p>Was it a teacher?</p>
<p>Ew! What?!</p>
<p>Was I speechless?</p>
<p>As am I, as am I…</p>
<p>Full Story: We were watching film for baseball in this small room that is connected to the coach’s office. I was sitting on the arm of a couch near the door. For some reason, the football coach takes showers at the school, and was walking around with only a towel on. He butts himself into this tiny room, water dripping off of him. He babbled about something, and then as he left, his wet towel and torso rubbed against my side. The second the door closed, everyone started laughing and I took my shirt off immediately. It’s now in the garbage.</p>
<p>Do you feel sick now?</p>
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<p>Your story makes me nauseous. You must show me the video of you in drag to make up for it.</p>
<p>omgomgomgomg…dude that sucks</p>
<p>No can do. I re-watched it, and it has way too much personal information in it. I’ll edit it this weekend if I have time. I’m also questioning if a video of me in drag is equal to a silly dance video.</p>
<p>Is the dance video that good?</p>
<p>Will I be disappointed?</p>
<p>hahhaaaa…the dance videos are pretty funny…i guesss…you probably wont be disappointed if she actually lets you see them…</p>
<p>Is the dance video that good?</p>
<p>Uhh, it’s not for trade for the drag video. The drag video is making up for making me nauseous with your story.</p>
<p>Will I be disappointed?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
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<p>Nice, Sheed. Nice.</p>
<p>Sigh Thats fine, [url=<a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=hSkOjwJbit4&feature=related]here[/url”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=hSkOjwJbit4&feature=related]here[/url</a>] it is.</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
<p>Oh, that’s reeeeally funny, Mike. Hilarious.</p>
<p>I did NOT watch it.</p>
<p>I thought it was pretty funny, I’m glad you did too.</p>
<p>Should yak know that The Shins were on Gilmore Girls today?</p>
<p>I know, right?</p>
<p>Is Colbie Caillat very much a female Jack Johnson?</p>
<p>How you been?</p>
<p>Should yak know that The Shins were on Gilmore Girls today?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>I know, right?</p>
<p>Right. What were you doing watching Gilmore Girls?</p>
<p>Is Colbie Caillat very much a female Jack Johnson?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>How you been?</p>
<p>Lazy, but good.</p>
<p>i think the godfather is seriously overrated. do you?</p>
<p>do you?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Do you simply just not know?</p>
<p>Because you liked that glorified piece of bleh that was American Beauty?</p>
<p>Do you simply just not know?</p>
<p>Psht.</p>
<p>Because you liked that glorified piece of bleh that was American Beauty?</p>
<p>Oh, puh-lease, girl. You like 30 Rock. Which is the worst thing in existence.</p>
<p>I win.</p>
<p>Can you not look beyond personal vendettas?</p>
<p>Isn’t Teen Witch terrible?</p>