<p>Did Mike also make me laugh and laugh and laugh?</p>
<p>Am I terribly immature?</p>
<p>Is it not as strict as it sounds?</p>
<p>Did Mike also make me laugh and laugh and laugh?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I terribly immature?</p>
<p>Terribly.</p>
<p>Is it not as strict as it sounds?</p>
<p>Oh.</p>
<p>What’s your favorite type of phallic food?</p>
<p>Is it hard to choose?</p>
<p>Because those are the best kinds of foods?</p>
<p>Is Mike not very cautious with his use of the word “hard?”</p>
<p>Have I seen Superbad too many times?</p>
<p>Do I use the word “hard” just right?</p>
<p>What’s your favorite type of phallic food?</p>
<p>That’s…confidential. winkwinkwinkwinkwink.</p>
<p>Is it hard to choose?</p>
<p>Oh, it’s so hard.</p>
<p>Because those are the best kinds of foods?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Is Mike not very cautious with his use of the word “hard?”</p>
<p>He did it on purpose.</p>
<p>Have I seen Superbad too many times?</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Do I use the word “hard” just right?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did you get more out of this thread than you originally expected you would?</p>
<p>Has it served its purpose?</p>
<p>Which of your toes is the longest?</p>
<p>Why aren’t our feet more similar to our hands and vice-versa?</p>
<p>Is it strange that when we are developing in the womb before we look like humans we have gills and tails?</p>
<p>Have I been watching way too much National Geographic?</p>
<p>Do you like National Geographic?</p>
<p>Should I do my spanish reading instead of watching strange documentaries?</p>
<p>Did you get more out of this thread than you originally expected you would?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>Has it served its purpose?</p>
<p>Mmhm, and almost run its course…</p>
<p>Which of your toes is the longest?</p>
<p>My big toe.</p>
<p>Why aren’t our feet more similar to our hands and vice-versa?</p>
<p>I don’t know.</p>
<p>Is it strange that when we are developing in the womb before we look like humans we have gills and tails?</p>
<p>Ew.</p>
<p>Have I been watching way too much National Geographic?</p>
<p>Obviously.</p>
<p>Do you like National Geographic?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Should I do my spanish reading instead of watching strange documentaries?</p>
<p>Probably.</p>
<p>What about the Discovery Channel?</p>
<p>Do I think tiny fetuses look like lizards?</p>
<p>What is the plural of fetus?</p>
<p>Does David Beckham make me angry?</p>
<p>Did you just think of the Hulk?</p>
<p>What about the Discovery Channel?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Do I think tiny fetuses look like lizards?</p>
<p>Ew.</p>
<p>What is the plural of fetus?</p>
<p>Fetuses. But I prefer “feti.”</p>
<p>Does David Beckham make me angry?</p>
<p>He’s sexy when he doesn’t speak. His accent is lacking.</p>
<p>Did you just think of the Hulk?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Did you know 1 in 4 teenage girls ages 14-19 has an STD?</p>
<p>Who do these researchers talk to?</p>
<p>Does this also make me angry?</p>
<p>Can I not be near my mother too long lest I lose it?</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>Did you know 1 in 4 teenage girls ages 14-19 has an STD?</p>
<p>Wow, I read that somewhere today. Yes.</p>
<p>Who do these researchers talk to?</p>
<p>Not me, obviously. No STDs up in herre.</p>
<p>Does this also make me angry?</p>
<p>Ooh, the Hulk.</p>
<p>Can I not be near my mother too long lest I lose it?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>FanTASTIC.</p>
<p>Why especially tastic?</p>
<p>Has someone ever liked you that you didn’t like back in that way?</p>
<p>Why especially tastic?</p>
<p>Because.</p>
<p>Has someone ever liked you that you didn’t like back in that way?</p>
<p>Yes. I almost said “too many to count,” but that sounds haughty, and it isn’t completely true. I can count. And it’s…</p>
<p>But I didn’t say it. So there.</p>
<p>Did you ever think someone liked you that you didn’t like, but he really didn’t like you?</p>
<p>Was that a terrible sentence?</p>
<p>Would you ever work at a museum?</p>
<p>Did you ever think someone liked you that you didn’t like, but he really didn’t like you?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Was that a terrible sentence?</p>
<p>Haha, I got through it.</p>
<p>Would you ever work at a museum?</p>
<p>If they paid me really, really well.</p>
<p>Actually, I should play a live version of Marie Antoinette in a museum. I would do that.</p>
<p>Am I getting unsure of SB?</p>
<p>Would you ever work for the government?</p>
<p>6 or 7?</p>
<p>Am I getting unsure of SB?</p>
<p>Ohno. Do tell.</p>
<p>Would you ever work for the government?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>6 or 7?</p>
<p>7.</p>
<p>How am I supposed to connect this phone to my computer?</p>
<p>Why is there a round hole and a square peg?</p>
<p>Don’t you hate it when that happens?</p>
<p>Am I dancing around your question?</p>
<p>Is that an interesting visual?</p>