<p>How am I supposed to connect this phone to my computer?</p>
<p>Text the pictures to your email. I told you.</p>
<p>Why is there a round hole and a square peg?</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Don’t you hate it when that happens?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I dancing around your question?</p>
<p>Silly girl.</p>
<p>Is that an interesting visual?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What is your favorite song?</p>
<p>Did you ever play an instrument?</p>
<p>How long do you think you will continue this thread?</p>
<p>How should I go about answering your question?</p>
<p>Is it a delicate, complicated situation?</p>
<p>Was lunch awkward?</p>
<p>Were they having extremely weird conversations about certain things I would rather not dwell on right now, considering?</p>
<p>Am I the closet whore, apparently?</p>
<p>is this getting a bit old after 383 pages of posts?</p>
<p>What happened on this day in 1969?</p>
<p>hah i have one of those “on this day” calenders</p>
<p>Will you answer these questions anytime soon?</p>
<p>Do you have an elephant?</p>
<p>Can we work it out?</p>
<p>What is your favorite song?</p>
<p>I can’t pick.</p>
<p>Did you ever play an instrument?</p>
<p>The tambourine.</p>
<p>How long do you think you will continue this thread?</p>
<p>It’s going to end very, very soon.</p>
<p>How should I go about answering your question?</p>
<p>Standard paragraph form would be okay with me.</p>
<p>Is it a delicate, complicated situation?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Was lunch awkward?</p>
<p>Uh oh.</p>
<p>Were they having extremely weird conversations about certain things I would rather not dwell on right now, considering?</p>
<p>Do tell.</p>
<p>Am I the closet whore, apparently?</p>
<p>Whaaaat.</p>
<p>is this getting a bit old after 383 pages of posts?</p>
<p>You’re too old after 383 pages. Leave my thread alone.</p>
<p>What happened on this day in 1969?</p>
<p>Sex.</p>
<p>Will you answer these questions anytime soon?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you have an elephant?</p>
<p>A baby elephant.</p>
<p>Can we work it out?</p>
<p>We can work it.</p>
<p>what are the ideal international heights for men and women?</p>
<p>what are the ideal international heights for men and women?</p>
<p>Why must you set me up to be such a b-tch?</p>
<p>Women: 5’8"
Men: 6’2"</p>
<p>Have I decided to get my permit in the next week or so?</p>
<p>Have I been incredibly lazy?</p>
<p>Did I just take a practice test?</p>
<p>Did I only do badly on the law section?</p>
<p>Am I of ideal height?</p>
<p>Why were you so surprised?</p>
<p>Are my reconsiderations justified?</p>
<p>Have I decided to get my permit in the next week or so?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Have I been incredibly lazy?</p>
<p>Probably.</p>
<p>Did I just take a practice test?</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>Did I only do badly on the law section?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I of ideal height?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why were you so surprised?</p>
<p>Because you’re Asian.</p>
<p>Are my reconsiderations justified?</p>
<p>Uh oh.</p>
<p>Half Asian, right?</p>
<p>Am I bothered a little when people don’t make the distinction?</p>
<p>Is it like that whole “1/8 black is black” to some people?</p>
<p>Will I consider telling you my reconsiderations tomorrow because I have to sleep now because I have insomnia?</p>
<p>Am I not kidding about the insomnia?</p>
<p>Am I of ideal height?</p>
<p>In six inch heels?</p>
<p>Should I say 5.75 inch heels?</p>
<p>Half Asian, right?</p>
<p>Chill out.</p>
<p>Am I bothered a little when people don’t make the distinction?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is it like that whole “1/8 black is black” to some people?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will I consider telling you my reconsiderations tomorrow because I have to sleep now because I have insomnia?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I not kidding about the insomnia?</p>
<p>You don’t kid.</p>
<p>Am I of ideal height?</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>In six inch heels?</p>
<p>Hahaha. Yes.</p>
<p>Should I say 5.75 inch heels?</p>
<p>You should.</p>
<p>Would it be very unfortunate if one of my very good friends liked liked me?</p>
<p>Have I reconsidered my reconsiderations?</p>
<p>Am I a silly sophomore sometimes?</p>
<p>Whaddup, yo?</p>
<p>(there are right answers)</p>
<p>what’s a matter with the clothes i’m wearing?</p>
<p>what’s a matter with the car i’m drivin?</p>
<p>should i get a set of white wall tires?</p>
<p>how about a pair of pink side winders and a bright orange pair of pants?</p>
<p>what’s a matter with the crowd i’m seein?</p>
<p>should i try to be a straight a student?</p>
<p>don’tcha know about the new fashion, honey?</p>
<p>Would it be very unfortunate if one of my very good friends liked liked me?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Have I reconsidered my reconsiderations?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I a silly sophomore sometimes?</p>
<p>Hehe. Yes.</p>
<p>Whaddup, yo?</p>
<p>You knowwwwww.</p>
<p>what’s a matter with the clothes i’m wearing?</p>
<p>Everything.</p>
<p>what’s a matter with the car i’m drivin?</p>
<p>Everything.</p>
<p>should i get a set of white wall tires?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>how about a pair of pink side winders and a bright orange pair of pants?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>what’s a matter with the crowd i’m seein?</p>
<p>Their faces.</p>
<p>should i try to be a straight a student?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>don’tcha know about the new fashion, honey?</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
<p>Am I just going to leave this situation alone?</p>
<p>Like, never think about it again?</p>
<p>Do you know what I’m talking about?</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Am I the kind of person that would like indie hip hop?</p>
<p>you got ALL of those answers wrong, joli.</p>
<p>Am I just going to leave this situation alone?</p>
<p>Okie.</p>
<p>Like, never think about it again?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Do you know what I’m talking about?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I the kind of person that would like indie hip hop?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>you got ALL of those answers wrong, joli.</p>
<p>No, I didn’t.</p>
<p>Are you wrong about that?</p>
<p>Do I like Talib Kweli and Mos Def and A Tribe Called Quest, et al?</p>
<p>Should I have said alternative?</p>
<p>Am I strained?</p>