Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>So I guess that is a yes. Everyone else is ignored. Jolie, you should come back.</p>

<p>What is your favorite day of the week?</p>

<p>What color are your eyes?</p>

<p>What do you like most about yourself?</p>

<p>What are you doing right now?</p>

<p>Which character from a film and/or TV show do you identify with most?</p>

<p>

…Huh? Whaaaaat?</p>

<p>So is this basically going to be an extention of the " This thread will have 4444 posts by April 10, 2008" thread?</p>

<p>no. just no.</p>

<p>What should I discuss with you, joli?</p>

<p>all things personal, sex life, birth marks, etc.</p>

<p>What is your favorite day of the week?</p>

<p>Friday, duh.</p>

<p>**What color are your eyes?
**
Green!
What do you like most about yourself?</p>

<p>My hair, and my fiery personality, they match coincidentally.</p>

<p>What are you doing right now?</p>

<p>Answering questions, duh.
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Which character from a film and/or TV show do you identify with most?**</p>

<p>Sophie from Golden Girls.</p>

<p>…Huh? Whaaaaat?</p>

<p>Unless I’m mistaken, I’ve referred to you as a tiger in the past.</p>

<p>***! It’s BLANCHE, you idiot! BLANCHE.</p>

<p>Are you really much more like Blanche from The Golden Girls?</p>

<p>Minus the slutty thing?</p>

<p>But not the flirtatious thing?</p>

<p>Yeaaaah?</p>

<p>What are you wearing?</p>

<p>Does that question come with some stigma?</p>

<p>So?</p>

<p>So what?</p>

<p>Should Joli(e) with a possible “e” confirm the tiger reference?</p>

<p>And then explain?</p>

<p>Are you really much more like Blanche from The Golden Girls?</p>

<p>Yes</p>

<p>Minus the slutty thing?</p>

<p>ummmhmmm</p>

<p>**But not the flirtatious thing?
**</p>

<p>yup</p>

<p>**Yeaaaah?
**
no</p>

<p>What are you wearing?</p>

<p>My Whitman shirt and soffes. I mentioned this earlier in the other thread.</p>

<p>Does that question come with some stigma?</p>

<p>No, I’m pure.</p>

<p>So?</p>

<p>What? lololololol</p>

<p>So what?</p>

<p>…
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Should Joli(e) with a possible “e” confirm the tiger reference?**</p>

<p>No, I’m probably imagining things.</p>

<p>And then explain?</p>

<p>see above.</p>

<p>I don’t remember the tiger thing. But maybe, it kind of rings a bell.</p>

<p>do you like me?</p>

<p>am i hot?</p>

<p>am i fat?</p>

<p>do you like obese people?</p>

<p>What color soffees?</p>

<p>Why are you so ******* sexy?</p>

<p>Was that too much?</p>

<p>No?</p>

<p>When will you complete all of your AP Euro?</p>

<p>Will you take a C because you’re a badass second semester senior and you have better things to do than research Baroque art?</p>

<p>Female teachers or male teachers?</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Should I, like, omgomg gush about SB to you?</p>

<p>How awesome are you, really?</p>

<p>**do you like me?
**
Oh, sheedy. Yes.</p>

<p>**am i hot?
**
Almost as hot as me.</p>

<p>**am i fat?
**
No!!!</p>

<p>do you like obese people?</p>

<p>No comment. but yes</p>

<p>What color soffees?</p>

<p>A color.</p>

<p>Why are you so ******* sexy?</p>

<p>It’s an attitude.</p>

<p>**Was that too much?
**
Nope.</p>

<p>**No?
**</p>

<p>^^^^^^^
**
When will you complete all of your AP Euro?**</p>

<p>I’ll probably miss school tomorrow, because I’m a badass like that.</p>

<p>Will you take a C because you’re a badass second semester senior and you have better things to do than research Baroque art?</p>

<p>Baroque art is gross.</p>

<p>Female teachers or male teachers?</p>

<p>Male.</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Sexual fantasies.
**
Should I, like, omgomg gush about SB to you?**</p>

<p>YES!!!</p>

<p>How awesome are you, really?</p>

<p>So awesome.</p>

<p>Should we all just ask you if we’re hot?</p>

<p>Am I hot?</p>

<p>Am I tall?</p>

<p>Am I short?</p>

<p>Am I obese?</p>

<p>Am I underweight?</p>

<p>Am I a blonde?</p>

<p>How about a brunette?</p>

<p>Do I have 10 fingers?</p>

<p>And 10 toes?</p>

<p>And what does my nose look like?</p>

<p>Do I have freckles?</p>

<p>Etc.</p>

<p>Are you on spring break?</p>

<p>Are the soffees actually hot pink?</p>

<p>Duh?</p>

<p>Are you the cheerleader/sorority girl type?</p>

<p>Hell no, yeah?</p>

<p>Is your name lovely?</p>

<p>Have you had to fight all your life to de-cutesy your last name?</p>

<p>Should we all just ask you if we’re hot?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Am I hot?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Am I tall?</p>

<p>Medium-ish. Not as tall as me.</p>

<p>Am I short?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Am I obese?</p>

<p>Nope, you work out a lot.</p>

<p>Am I underweight?</p>

<p>You’re fit.
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Am I a blonde?**</p>

<p>When you want to be.</p>

<p>How about a brunette?</p>

<p>Same answer.</p>

<p>Do I have 10 fingers?</p>

<p>Yup.</p>

<p>And 10 toes?</p>

<p>11.</p>

<p>And what does my nose look like?
**
My nose. In other words, good.
**
Do I have freckles?
</p>

<p>In the summer.</p>

<p>Are you on spring break?</p>

<p>yes.
**
Are the soffees actually hot pink?**</p>

<p>obvi.
**
Duh?**</p>

<p>^^^^
**
Are you the cheerleader/sorority girl type?
**</p>

<p>What do you take me for? I’m a thespian.
**
Hell no, yeah?**</p>

<p>Hellz no.</p>

<p>Is your name lovely?</p>

<p>Yes, but I wish it ended -ey.</p>

<p>Have you had to fight all your life to de-cutesy your last name?</p>

<p>Sigh, yes.</p>

<p>Les is a midget. You lose, impostor.</p>

<p>What significance does the term “incriminating details” have?</p>

<p>What significance does the term “incriminating details” have?</p>

<p>DB significance. hahahaha.</p>

<p>I’m passing the torch to sheed.</p>

<p>Do you make out with DB almost everyday?</p>

<p>lololololol?</p>

<p>Do you date short guys?</p>

<p>How short is a “short guy”?</p>

<p>Are you a heightist?</p>

<p>Do you have good reason to be?</p>

<p>Are lesbians mean to you?</p>

<p>Why?</p>