<p>I am not a midget. I am 5’2.5… and 5’3 is the average height (for US women). Grr.</p>
<p>Les, you know I’m kidding. I like to be a b-tch about height. Because for real, 5’3" seems insanely short to me.</p>
<p>And that is because I’m far above-average height wise.</p>
<p>That’s okay. My height works for me. I’ve found a style that suits my height. It’s a good flirting height. (;</p>
<p>**Do you make out with DB almost everyday?
**</p>
<p>Not telling, but I would totally recreate that scene in Thelma and Louise with him.</p>
<p>lololololol?</p>
<p>hahahaha
**
Do you date short guys?**</p>
<p>NO</p>
<p>How short is a “short guy”?</p>
<p>5’10" or shorter.</p>
<p>Are you a heightist?</p>
<p>Yes, but it’s not my fault. Blame my tallness.</p>
<p>**Do you have good reason to be?
**</p>
<p>Yes, I had a traumatizing experience with a midget when I was younger.</p>
<p>Are lesbians mean to you?</p>
<p>YES!!!</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because they know the can’t have me.</p>
<p>yeah, i would hate being tall.</p>
<p>I am 5’8 
I dont mind it all that much (though its not exactly super tall)</p>
<p>all of us should just post on this thread…it’s fairly exclusive…lol</p>
<p>Oh nooooooo.</p>
<p>Why can’t we just block people from coming into a given thread? For real. I’m an elitist CC b-tch and I don’t care. There are like, 5 people I care to hear from.</p>
<p>That’s it.</p>
<p>I am exactly like that joli…exactly…</p>
<p>
Come to asia…that’s the average female height…maybe even slightly shorter by half an inch or one.</p>
<p>When someone told me that 5’3" was the average female height (U.S.), I laughed for like five minutes.</p>
<p>Lmao.</p>
<p>Did MMMbop cause 9/11?</p>
<p>Why or why not?</p>
<p>am i in serious psychological pain?</p>
<p>does it sound really snobby when people use “vacation” as a verb?</p>
<p>The average female height in the US is around 5’4’’ to 5’5’'.</p>
<p>should we make a facebook group just for Cafe’ers?</p>
<p>When are you leaving CC?</p>
<p>Will you make a dramatic exit, with your own thread to accept parting gifts?</p>
<p>Are you annoyed I dragged this thread up?</p>
<p>Are you even going to ignore my questions?</p>
<p>When are you leaving CC?</p>
<p>Soon. I’ll leave the Cafe when I start in August, but I’ll keep in touch with some of the Cafe’s best and brightest characters.</p>
<p>Will you make a dramatic exit, with your own thread to accept parting gifts?</p>
<p>Ooh. Great idea.</p>
<p>Are you annoyed I dragged this thread up?</p>
<p>Oh, crazy-annoyed. I might kick someone/thing to death.</p>
<p>Are you even going to ignore my questions?</p>
<p>No. Have I ever?</p>
<p>Who falls into that category?</p>
<p>Are you feeling nostalgic?</p>
<p>Are you happy this is back…?</p>
<p>Do you realize how awesome I am?</p>