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<p>That sounds terrible. I would’ve liked to visit, I’m just amazing with theme park rides.</p>
<p>Did you stop capitalising your Is?</p>
<p>Ohhh no you don’t, I caught it before you said anything, so. Shh.</p>
<p>Am I annoying that way?</p>
<p>A tad.</p>
<p>Can I not help it?</p>
<p>You really cannot.</p>
<p>Are you offended?</p>
<p>Not at all. It’s amusing.</p>
<p>Am I sorry?</p>
<p>I won’t accept your apology.</p>
<p>Earbuds or the not earbudy headphones?</p>
<p>I like earbuds because they don’t affect my hair. So…earbuds.</p>
<p>I only remember the giant log flume ride. The water smelled fishy.</p>
<p>But it’s otay. The mall is better.</p>
LesOs
1303
<p>Ew. I would have avoided Opryland. I hate country music.</p>
<p>I like Neko Case, and early Rilo Kiley, but that’s about it.</p>
<p>Can I do all theme park rides except the ones that involve sitting on a seat, being brought to the top of a tower, and then dropped down?</p>
<p>Can I do all theme park rides except the ones that involve sitting on a seat, being brought to the top of a tower, and then dropped down?</p>
<p>Yes. See, I can handle those, but I cannot, cannot handle anything that goes upside down. No no no no.</p>
<p>I’m such a screamer. That’s the childlike side of me that is exposed at theme parks. </p>
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<p>Me. Too.</p>
<p>But I like Patsy Cline and…well, Dolly.</p>
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<p>Will you explain yourself?</p>
LesOs
1307
<p>Is your name Marie? Because, if you replaced the “ie” with a “y,” it would become Mary, which is a completely different name… kind of.</p>
<p>Will you explain yourself?</p>
<p>Sarcasm. Sarcasm.</p>
<p>Is your name Marie?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Did I feel a brief twinge of emotion when I read that you had a sobfest?</p>
LesOs
1310
<p>Janie?
Is Janie even a real name?
No, it is.
I’ve only seen it spelled J-A-N-E-Y, though.</p>
<p>Did I feel a brief twinge of emotion when I read that you had a sobfest?</p>
<p>I hope so, because it was the worst of my life. It was a semi-anxiety attack.</p>
<p>Janie?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Is Janie even a real name?</p>
<p>Aerosmith thinks so.</p>
<p>Are you jaded?</p>
<p>Nope!</p>
<p>Do you like jade?</p>
<p>The name? No. The stone? Yes.</p>
<p>Do you not like the adjective “jaded”?</p>
<p>Is it because it reminds you of the adjective “stoned”?</p>
<p>What type of Christian are you?</p>
<p>Do you not like the adjective “jaded”?</p>
<p>Yeah, I don’t really like it. Because I don’t like that song.</p>
<p>Is it because it reminds you of the adjective “stoned”?</p>
<p>Oh. Yes. That too.</p>
<p>What type of Christian are you?</p>
<p>PM time.</p>
<p>Do I feel like listening to slow music?</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Do I feel like listening to slow music?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because you’re in a mellow mood.</p>
<p>Are you a skeevy girl who runs around with sex as her main motivation?</p>
<p>Why am I so amused with asking questions like that?</p>
<p>Am I glad to hear it?</p>
<p>Are you a skeevy girl who runs around with sex as her main motivation?</p>
<p>Oh, DVR…hahaha. No, no…I can’t say I am.</p>
<p>Why am I so amused with asking questions like that?</p>
<p>Because making me go “:O” puts a smile on your face.</p>
<p>Am I glad to hear it?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Am I glad to hear something else?</p>