<p>Am I glad to hear something else?</p>
<p>Yes…and you will tell me what you’re talking about because I don’t know…</p>
<p>What’s your favorite song by The Beatles?</p>
<p>What’s your favorite song by The Beatles?</p>
<p>I get to pick three, because this is my thread:</p>
<p>“You Really Got A Hold On Me”
“I Saw Her Standing There”
“Come Together”</p>
<p>Are you a jaguar?</p>
<p>The car or the animal?</p>
<p>Is the car pretty and really expensive?</p>
<p>Is the animal pretty and really expensive?</p>
<p>Are you a jaguar?</p>
<p>Eh. I wouldn’t say so.</p>
<p>The car or the animal?</p>
<p>Neither (:</p>
<p>Is the car pretty and really expensive?</p>
<p>It’s gaudy and really expensive.</p>
<p>Is the animal pretty and really expensive?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Can you tell me one of your fascinating life stories?</p>
<p>Can you tell me one of your fascinating life stories?</p>
<p>Okay, this one is titled:</p>
<p>“The Boy Who Ate Ketchup”</p>
<p>When I was a sophomore, I was sitting with my friends at lunch and this new kid was there. He was very tall and very blonde and wore glasses. We had the strangest conversation. And in general, he was really annoying and random. For example, he asked me “What will your face do when it snows?” And I was just…incredibly annoyed.</p>
<p>At the end of lunch, he made this disgusting noise, and then took a small cup of ketchup AND ATE IT. Not just the ketchup alone, which is really sick, but the container it was in. I was really, really disgusted and avoided eating lunch in that location because of Ketchup Boy. </p>
<p>You would think a boy who eats ketchup AND ketchup containers and I would never mix, but we ended up to be really great friends. He tried out for a play and he’s a really great actor. He’s also a literary genius and tells me amazing stories he thinks up. His favorites are of the Pokemon fan-fiction genre. But he’s an amazing poet and incredibly intelligent. </p>
<p>He calls me “Bouncy” and I call him “Ketchup Boy” and we’re just fine.</p>
<p>Sorry, that story might seem lame but its a tale of me letting my judgmental side take a nap for my amazing friend, haha.</p>
<p>Be more specific with your requests and my stories might be a little less random.</p>
<p>Do I love random?</p>
<p>Did the example of the question he asked you make me laugh?</p>
<p>Can I imagine you being annoyed about something like that?</p>
<p>Do I love random?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did the example of the question he asked you make me laugh?</p>
<p>YES. Because it is really funny. In retrospect.</p>
<p>Can I imagine you being annoyed about something like that?</p>
<p>YES.</p>
<p>Are you a really funny person?</p>
<p>Will you sing The Fool On The Hill?</p>
<p>why do u have so many posts</p>
<p>Are you a really funny person?</p>
<p>Whether or not I am “funny” should be left up to those I entertain.</p>
<p>And since I entertain myself…yes, yes, I am.</p>
<p>Will you sing The Fool On The Hill?</p>
<p>Hahaha. Prossibly.</p>
<p>why do u have so many posts</p>
<p>Because CC is like Prom, and I’m like the Prom Queen.</p>
<p>Is it because “a celebrity has been painting his name all over this thread?” ;)</p>
<p>Prossibly, eh?</p>
<p>Is it because “a celebrity has been painting his name all over this thread?”</p>
<p>Yes yes, that too. DVR = Prom King.</p>
<p>Prossibly, eh?</p>
<p>Yes. You know, whenever you say “eh?” I imagine you giving me elevator eyes.</p>
<p>It’s kind of provocative and inappropriate.</p>
<p>Is that offensive?</p>
<p>Am I sorry?</p>
<p>Do you know girls who snap their fingers and give elevator eyes when they argue?</p>
<p>Is that offensive?</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p>Am I sorry?</p>
<p>Oh no.</p>
<p>Do you know girls who snap their fingers and give elevator eyes when they argue?</p>
<p>I do not. But I know one incredibly flamboyant guy who does.</p>
<p>Do you know that I don’t want to be offensive?</p>
<p>Are flamboyant people annoying?</p>
<p>Do you know that I don’t want to be offensive?</p>
<p>Of course. I was just kidding. You giving me elevator eyes isn’t offensive. It’s just funny.</p>
<p>Are flamboyant people annoying?</p>
<p>YES. But this one has a kind heart, despite his crazy personality/somewhat off-setting demeanor. He called me today and I screened him, maybe I should call him back…</p>
<p>Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?</p>
<p>Is that a cliche question?</p>
<p>Have you noticed that it’s easier to start crying because of laughter when you wear contacts? /awkward wording</p>
<p>Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?</p>
<p>Actually no. That’s one area where I don’t cry easily, haha. But my cheeks get crazy rosy and my stomach gets all tight and hurts when I laugh really hard. And I make crazy hyena noises.</p>
<p>Crying sounds a lot better than all that, but I can’t help myself, haha. </p>
<p>Is that a cliche question?</p>
<p>Yes, but it might be more cliche if it had been: “Have I ever made you laugh so hard you cried?”</p>
<p>Have you noticed that it’s easier to start crying because of laughter when you wear contacts?</p>
<p>No, but sometimes my eyes get dry or watery because of my contacts. But not during hardcore laughter, specifically.</p>