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1421

<p>Did I just remember that I forgot to add something to my PM?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is it that I like emotional girls?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>But not emo emotional, right?</p>

<p>Yesss.</p>

<p>Take note that you just got me to do a “Yes. Yes! Yesss.” Hahaha, I think this was planned…</p>

1422

<p>Do you give her all your love?</p>

<p>Is that all you do?</p>

1423

<p>Do you give her all your love?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Is that all you do?</p>

<p>On the eighth day of every week.</p>

1424

<p>Do you have one of those portable speakers for your iPod?</p>

1425

<p>Do you have one of those portable speakers for your iPod?</p>

<p>Okay, that calls for a story. So, you know how I mentioned that unthoughtful guys suck? Yeah.</p>

<p>For Christmas last year, my ex bought me a CRAPPY iSound. No, not an iHome. An iSound. It’s a really crappy small black box that has speakers and is an alarm clock. Basically its the demon box from hell. It randomly beeps like crazy, even if it isn’t plugged in/doesn’t have batteries.</p>

<p>And to prove its demon’ness? The day after we broke up, my alarm went off to the song “Ex-Girlfriend” by No Doubt. On shuffle. </p>

<p>My life should really be a television show and/or a major motion picture.</p>

<p>So actually, I’ve ditched it and its in a giant pile of other discards in our storage room. So, no, I do not.</p>

1426

<p>Really?</p>

<p>And iSound?</p>

<p>Does that suck majorly?</p>

<p>Are there much better gifts?</p>

1427

<p>iTone speakers are worse.</p>

<p>Just so you know.</p>

1428

<p>Really?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>And iSound?</p>

<p>Pfuit! I fixed it. Shh.</p>

<p>Does that suck majorly?</p>

<p>Yes, it does. It’s so not…me.</p>

<p>Are there much better gifts?</p>

<p>YES.</p>

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<p>That eases the pain somewhat (seriously), because I thought it was really the crappiest thing ever.</p>

1429

<p>I have to leave it unplugged all the time because it the clock light never turns off anymore. Once it turned itself on in the middle of night and scared me half to death. Little round speakers of doom, they are.</p>

1430

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<p>But the “Ex-Girlfriend” thing was really really crazy, right? Like, why then? Out of 1,000+ songs…why that song on that day?</p>

1431

<p>It must mean it is a robot.</p>

1432

<p>'Cause God has a sense of humour?</p>

1433

<p>'Cause God has a sense of humour?</p>

<p>Possibly. I think I did laugh, because I wasn’t that upset, really. But it was still weird, and an annoying song to wake up to. Oh well.</p>

1434

<p>Have you read the Hogwarts college report?</p>

<p>Have you seen the funny MIT letter?</p>

<p>If not, would you like to?</p>

1435

<p>Have you read the Hogwarts college report?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Have you seen the funny MIT letter?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>If not, would you like to?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

1436

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/354593-hilarious-letter.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/354593-hilarious-letter.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parent-cafe/55867-review-our-visit-hogwarts.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parent-cafe/55867-review-our-visit-hogwarts.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>Is the Hogwarts one boring?</p>

<p>Is the MIT one awesome?</p>

1438

<p>Is the Hogwarts one boring?</p>

<p>I didn’t even bother, haha.</p>

<p>Is the MIT one awesome?</p>

<p>YES.</p>

1439

<p>Did you puzzle me with the “I was sad that the video wasn’t actually To Kill a Mockingbird”?</p>

<p>Did I figure out that it was at least partially because of Gregory Peck?</p>

<p>Do you say things that I figure out hours later?</p>

1440

<p>Did you puzzle me with the “I was sad that the video wasn’t actually To Kill a Mockingbird”?</p>

<p>Oh! Yes.</p>

<p>Did I figure out that it was at least partially because of Gregory Peck?</p>

<p>Oh, you’re good.</p>

<p>Do you say things that I figure out hours later?</p>

<p>Mmmmhmmm.</p>