Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Will you look at page 77?</p>

<p>Will you look at page 77?</p>

<p>Ohhhhh, you got me, BUT! I used more than one “really.” So, not exactly the same.</p>

<p>Are you a rabbit?</p>

<p>Do pumpkin pies haunt your dreams and make you scream?</p>

<p>Are you a rabbit?</p>

<p>A bunny (:</p>

<p>Do pumpkin pies haunt your dreams and make you scream?</p>

<p>Noooo.</p>

<p>Are you a big teaser?</p>

<p>Did you take me half the way there?</p>

<p>Does apple pie make you squirmish and want a mcchicken?</p>

<p>Are you a big teaser?</p>

<p>Oh yes. I have a good reason for taking the easy way out.</p>

<p>Did you take me half the way there?</p>

<p>I only play one night stands.</p>

<p>Does apple pie make you squirmish and want a mcchicken?</p>

<p>Ew. No “Mc”-anything. Apple pie is okay. Strawberry-rhubarb is better.</p>

<p>Do you do techno?</p>

<p>Are you annoyed with people who are obsessed with Daft Punk?</p>

<p>Do you like noise?</p>

<p>White noise?</p>

<p>Was that a crappy thriller?</p>

<p>Are you a crappy thriller?</p>

<p>Are you starting to think of Michael Jackson?</p>

<p>Do you do techno?</p>

<p>At times. But its overrated and annoying sometimes.</p>

<p>Are you annoyed with people who are obsessed with Daft Punk?</p>

<p>YES. But even worse, people who don’t realize the Daft Punk’ness in Kanye’s “Stronger.” Ugh.</p>

<p>Do you like noise?</p>

<p>I really do. I’m really expressive and…noisy. But not obnoxiously, I swear.</p>

<p>White noise?</p>

<p>NO.</p>

<p>Was that a crappy thriller?</p>

<p>Yes, I do believe I fell asleep.</p>

<p>Are you a crappy thriller?</p>

<p>No!</p>

<p>Are you starting to think of Michael Jackson?</p>

<p>Yes. Ha, ha.</p>

<p>Are you confused like Craig Ferguson?</p>

<p>Are you confused like Craig Ferguson?</p>

<p>I’ve never experienced him. But I am not confused.</p>

<p>Do you want to know why I’m in a slightly deflated good mood?</p>

<p>What the hell is a Joli.Hauteur, and why should I ask you a question?</p>

<p>not a what…who…</p>

<p>Who the hell is a Sheed? (better, eh)</p>

<p>better :D</p>

<p>Joli.Hauteur, did you bring sexy back?</p>

<p>Are you slightly annoyed at what your thread is becoming?</p>

<p>Should I learn to say goodbye?</p>

<p>Am I sorry?</p>

<p>Are you a cello?</p>

<p>Are you throaty?</p>

<p>Is Victoria Beckham good-looking?</p>

<p>Do you goggle?</p>

<p>Are you disconnected?</p>

<p>Do you hate speeches that begin with lame quotes?</p>

<p>Do you especially hate, “Someone once said…”?</p>

<p>Do you want to know why I’m in a slightly deflated good mood?</p>

<p>If it has anything to do with Arrested Development, I think I already know.</p>

<p>What the hell is a Joli.Hauteur, and why should I ask you a question?</p>

<p>I am a who, not a what.</p>

<p>Who the hell is a Sheed?</p>

<p>He’s this smart OG.</p>

<p>Joli.Hauteur, did you bring sexy back?</p>

<p>Indeed.</p>

<p>Are you slightly annoyed at what your thread is becoming?</p>

<p>Slightly.</p>

<p>Should I learn to say goodbye?</p>

<p>No!</p>

<p>Am I sorry?</p>

<p>I hope so : (</p>

<p>Are you a cello?</p>

<p>I already told you. I am a tambourine.</p>

<p>Are you throaty?</p>

<p>That could be interpreted in many ways…</p>

<p>Is Victoria Beckham good-looking?</p>

<p>She is so skinny. And fake tan.</p>

<p>But I am a Posh Spice fan, so I’m torn.</p>

<p>Do you goggle?</p>

<p>What.</p>

<p>Are you disconnected?</p>

<p>Nooo.</p>

<p>Do you hate speeches that begin with lame quotes?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you especially hate, “Someone once said…”?</p>

<p>Yes, unless its Michael Scott from The Office giving the speech; in which case it is hilarious.</p>