Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Is Juliet more and more interesting?</p>

<p>Yes. But the curly hair thing is amazing. Does she straighten it on the island? Why would she do that?</p>

<p>Should Locke be erased from existence?</p>

<p>YES. Ugh. Oh, and eyepatch guy was just as scary as I thought he would be.</p>

<p>Is dark-haired Claire kind of hot?</p>

<p>Is her badassness kind of not, though?</p>

<p>I hate the doctor. Jack or whatever his name is.
I like Kate.
Haven’t watched in a billion years so this might be outdated.</p>

<p>Oh and a question: What is your favorite part of CC?</p>

<p>^ Thank you. Finally someone else who likes Kate.</p>

<p>Did I remember another instance in which you weren’t sarcastic despite your use of “[…] like, really, REALLY […]”?</p>

<p>Is dark-haired Claire kind of hot?</p>

<p>No, DVR! Did you see how fried her hair was? No way. Blonde Claire is way hotter.</p>

<p>Is her badassness kind of not, though?</p>

<p>It’s not. I hate those hideous chunky goth boots.</p>

<p>What is your favorite part of CC?</p>

<p>My thread.</p>

<p>Did I remember another instance in which you weren’t sarcastic despite your use of “[…] like, really, REALLY […]”?</p>

<p>Yes. And you will show me or I won’t believe you.</p>

<p>Will it be way too hard to find because it was in the TPBM thread?</p>

<p>Was it something along the lines of “TPBM is, like, really, REALLY funny”?</p>

<p>Will it be way too hard to find because it was in the TPBM thread?</p>

<p>Oof. Yes.</p>

<p>Was it something along the lines of “TPBM is, like, really, REALLY funny”?</p>

<p>Oh! Mmhmm. Ohhh yes, DVR, now I remember. Evidence. Yes.</p>

<p>Do I mentally associate The New Pornographers with you?</p>

<p>Is it a negative association?</p>

<p>Do I mentally associate The New Pornographers with you?</p>

<p>Yes. And that’s odd. Tell me about more associations you have with me, because The New Pornos was an unexpected association.</p>

<p>Is it a negative association?</p>

<p>I hope not. It’s kind of funny, though. Like, I imagine you telling this information to someone who has never heard of the band.</p>

<p>It might, you know, ruin my reputation or something.</p>

<p>As a LADY? </p>

<p>Do you associate anything with me?</p>

<p>As a LADY?</p>

<p>Yes, as a lady.</p>

<p>Do you associate anything with me?</p>

<p>Okay, you remind me of this Asian girl who goes to my school now. Except she’s really short. But she does have a hyphenated name. Anyway.</p>

<p>She’s really sweet to me, for whatever reason, but I hear she has this “black list” of people she would kill if she had the chance.</p>

<p>But she’s really cute and skinny and sweet, but the “list” that her friend told me about cracks me up.</p>

<p>Anyway, I associate the two of you now.</p>

<p>I also associate peep-toes with you. (Is that what they’re properly called?) I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone mention them as much.</p>

<p>Would CC totally cramp your style if your friends knew about it?</p>

<p>Don’t! I don’t think of myself as Asian. You should associate me with Juno.</p>

<p>I also associate peep-toes with you. (Is that what they’re properly called?) I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone mention them as much.</p>

<p>Mmm. I love peep-toe shoes. They are by far the sexiest style of heel. Plus, I love pedicures, and peep-toes are the best way to “get your money’s worth.” Hah.</p>

<p>I have this amazing purple C. Label pair that I’ve already described. They are gorgeous. But they’re 4" so I only wear them on…dates…with tall men, obviously.</p>

<p>Are you going to associate me with Juno?</p>

<p>Did you know that VictorYa on Project Runway went to Chicago?</p>

<p>Are you going to associate me with Juno?</p>

<p>Sure.</p>

<p>Did you know that VictorYa on Project Runway went to Chicago?</p>

<p>Is she the cute one with curly hair?</p>

<p>Btw, I have no plans of being a fashion designer. And its several months too late to talk me into Chicago, so don’t make me yearn for it now, haha.</p>

<p>VictorYa is the Asian one. I just thought that was interesting.</p>

<p>chicagochicagochicago</p>

<p>Skippy skip.</p>

<p>Would CC totally cramp your style if your friends knew about it?</p>

<p>Oh yes. But someday when I’m famous, I’ll like, announce on a major broadcasting network that I am “Joli.Hauteur” and CC will have this huge overload of my fans wanting advice from me.</p>

<p>Maybe I’ll still continue it, bahaha.</p>

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