<p>Am I eating an apple?</p>
<p>Am I eating a pear?</p>
<p>Am I eating a banana?</p>
<p>But not simultaneously, right?</p>
<p>Am I fo shiz up the spout?</p>
<p>Do you remember when we met?</p>
<p>Am I eating an apple?</p>
<p>Yes. A green one.</p>
<p>Am I eating a pear?</p>
<p>No, pears are too grainy.</p>
<p>Am I eating a banana?</p>
<p>Mmm bananas.</p>
<p>But not simultaneously, right?</p>
<p>Right!</p>
<p>Am I fo shiz up the spout?</p>
<p>O’course.</p>
<p>Do you remember when we met?</p>
<p>I do not.</p>
<p>Can you tell me the Halloween story?</p>
<p>Can you tell me the Halloween story?</p>
<p>YES.</p>
<p>Halloween 2006</p>
<p>Okay. For Halloween 2006, this club I was in did candy grams. And I was one of the people delivering, so I had to wear a costume to school. So I was thinking of reusing my Andy Warhol costume from the year before, but it was pretty ugly, so when my mom bought me these cute bunny ears, I decided to be a bunny.</p>
<p>So I found this weird skirt that was rosy pink, and solid material about 12 inches from the top, and then this see-thru lace the rest of the way down. I don’t do long skirts, so I scrunched it up and sewed it so it looked remotely like a tutu. SO CUTE. So I wore the skirt, white thigh highs, pink kitten heels, and a white top with a pink top under it.</p>
<p>And I bought white and pink makeup to make my nose/“whiskers” and do my eyes.</p>
<p>So it came together really well, except the skirt was too big. So I had to safety pin it so it was smaller so it would stay up. Then half-way through the day, the safety pin was bothering me, and during a FIRE DRILL EVACUATION I took them out, because I thought the skirt would stay.</p>
<p>It was freezing outside, especially in my getup, so I was wearing my coat–LUCKILY a trench coat. And as I’m walking, all the sudden I feel my skirt slide down! :O!!! Luckily my friend was behind me when it happened, and my ass was covered by my coat. So I kind of grabbed it before it fell ALL the way down.</p>
<p>But it was too late. Many had seen it fall down to my knees and I was like…uuuugggh. But they didn’t see anything. They couldn’t have.</p>
<p>So since then, my nickname has been “Bunny.” And I actually wore that costume again this year…its still a keeper, I just have to safety pin it closed, hahaha.</p>
<p>Is that funny, in an unfortunate kind of way?</p>
<p>Is that funny, in an unfortunate kind of way?</p>
<p>Yes. But I don’t like when people mistake my innocent bunny costume for a Playboy Bunny costume.</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Do you squeal?</p>
<p>Do you squeal?</p>
<p>Yes. </p>
<p>I offer no explanation, just…yes.</p>
<p>What is your password?</p>
<p>What is your password?</p>
<p>I wish I could tell you. Because it’s really clever. But I cannot.</p>
<p>Nice try, though. Brilliant.</p>
<p>Did you know I accidentally dressed like Juno today?</p>
<p>Did you know I accidentally dressed like Juno today?</p>
<p>I don’t believe it was an accident.</p>
<p>Oh, it was.</p>
<p>Is your password the deep, dark secret that you’re planning on telling me in the near future?</p>
<p>Is your password the deep, dark secret that you’re planning on telling me in the near future?</p>
<p>No, and I won’t. You really can’t get it out of me. No one knows.</p>
<p>Is it really that bad?</p>
<p>Is it really that bad?</p>
<p>No. But it could’ve gotten me into trouble at the time. But I fixed it. So it’s fine. No harm, no foul.</p>
<p>Am I really curious?</p>
<p>Will I respect your privacy despite my curiosity?</p>
<p>Other than your brother, do you have any other siblings?</p>