<p>Am I really curious?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will I respect your privacy despite my curiosity?</p>
<p>Yes, but I will give you this. On the off-chance that we ever, EVER meet, I will tell you my “deep, dark” secret.</p>
<p>Other than your brother, do you have any other siblings?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Do you consider 5’11" guy as tall?</p>
<p>Do you consider 5’11" guy as tall?</p>
<p>That’s my “minimum.” So. Yes. For me.</p>
<p>Where did you say you lived, again?</p>
<p>Where did you say you lived, again?</p>
<p>Was that supposed to be creepy? Because it was.</p>
<p>What company does Amazon ship orders with?</p>
<p>What company does Amazon ship orders with?</p>
<p>I don’t knowww. Sowrry. (I really do Canadian “sorry”'s sometimes.)</p>
<p>Can you do a Nova Scotian accent?</p>
<p>Do you know what they sound like?</p>
<p>Is it something only a Canadian could possibly know?</p>
<p>Can you do a Nova Scotian accent?</p>
<p>No, but I can pronounce “Nova Scotian.” (:</p>
<p>Do you know what they sound like?</p>
<p>Nope. I mean, if I heard it and recognized it, maybe. But without a sample? No.</p>
<p>Is it something only a Canadian could possibly know?</p>
<p>Probably.</p>
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<p>Is that wonderful?</p>
<p>Mott or Hoople?</p>
<p>Hoople.</p>
<p>Is that wonderful?</p>
<p>That’s terrible, DVR.</p>
<p>But it’s probably one of those. You’ll probably get it Fedex or DHL.</p>
<p>Did I think of more stuff to add to the title of your book?</p>
<p>Am I looking forward to January 14th?</p>
<p>Did I think of more stuff to add to the title of your book?</p>
<p>Yes. And you will tell me.</p>
<p>Am I looking forward to January 14th?</p>
<p>Yes, but I have no clue why. Is it your birthday?</p>
<p>Do you hate The Mars Volta?</p>
<p>Do you hate The Mars Volta?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>As much as I do?</p>
<p>No, not as much as you. But maybe a tad less. Just a tad.</p>
<p>Are you stealing “tad” from me?</p>
<p>Is “tad” fun to say?</p>
<p>Will you ask me one question?</p>