<p>Are you stealing “tad” from me?</p>
<p>I am not stealing it. </p>
<p>Is “tad” fun to say?</p>
<p>So fun.</p>
<p>Will you ask me one question?</p>
<p>No. I will ask you five.</p>
<p>How many siblings (if any) do you have?</p>
<p>Why are you excited about January 14th?</p>
<p>What is your favourite colour?</p>
<p>What other words will you add to the title of my memoir?</p>
<p>When is your birthday, if not January 14th?</p>
<p>Are you only allotted one question, for now?</p>
<p>Are you only allotted one question, for now?</p>
<p>That is ridiculous. But okay. I pick…</p>
<p>How many siblings (if any) do you have (and their ages must be included)?</p>
<p>But I’m getting this only child vibe, so I don’t know…</p>
<p>Are you good at detecting vibes?</p>
<p>Are you good at detecting vibes?</p>
<p>Oh! I knew it. A lot of people confuse me for an only child, but my responsible nature tips them off.</p>
<p>Okay. I pick…</p>
<p>When is your birthday, if not January 14th?</p>
<p>Is it the 273rd day of the year?</p>
<p>But 274th during leap years, right?</p>
<p>Is it the 273rd day of the year?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But 274th during leap years, right?</p>
<p>Yes, thank you, Wiki’.</p>
<p>Did I use Wiki just now, too?</p>
<p>Can you sing?</p>
<p>Nicely?</p>
<p>Did I figure out the precise reason why I can’t sing?</p>
<p>Did I use Wiki just now, too?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Can you sing?</p>
<p>Not really. But I can if I have to; I enjoy singing, but I’ve never had lessons. And therefore, I’m not talented in singing.</p>
<p>Nicely?</p>
<p>Ehhh. I like to sing “Tracks Of My Tears.” It’s a lovely song.</p>
<p>Did I figure out the precise reason why I can’t sing?</p>
<p>Yes. And you will tell me.</p>
<p>Doesn’t “fiery” look like an obnoxious typo?</p>
<p>Are you implying that I am irresponsible because I am an only child?</p>
<p>Doesn’t “fiery” look like an obnoxious typo?</p>
<p>That word is my nemesis. I got it wrong in a spelling bee. UGH. So yes, it does.</p>
<p>Although I use it to describe myself quite often.</p>
<p>Are you implying that I am irresponsible because I am an only child?</p>
<p>Nooo…</p>
<p>I’m really not. Although, I really wouldn’t know about your responsibility habits, now would I?</p>
<p>How many hours do you spend answering this funny (and creative) thread?
Don’t you get tired?
Where’re you from?
How tall are you?
Who shot Abe Lincoln?</p>
<p>Does that person’s second last question amuse you?</p>
<p>How many hours do you spend answering this funny (and creative) thread?</p>
<p>Enough to keep it lively.</p>
<p>Don’t you get tired?</p>
<p>I do get tired, but not from this thread.</p>
<p>Where’re you from?</p>
<p>The Valley of the Dolls.</p>
<p>How tall are you?</p>
<p>3/4 inch shorter than Heidi Klum.</p>
<p>Who shot Abe Lincoln?</p>
<p>John Wilkes Booth.</p>
<p>Does that person’s second last question amuse you?</p>
<p>Haha, too much.</p>
<p>Should I read The Valley of the Dolls?</p>
<p>Should I read The Valley of the Dolls?</p>
<p>It’s very girlie. I’m not sure you would be so into it. It’s sort of like 1970s Gossip Girl. In Hollywood. Drug abuse. Eating disorders. Betrayal. Broadway. Fame. Fortune. Some romance.</p>
<p>Do you like Gossip Girl?</p>
<p>Is that girl in it really good-looking?</p>
<p>Will you tell me about your slow descent into alcoholism?</p>
<p>In which country is the valley of the dolls located? (of course, assuming that there is such a place out of fiction)
How tall am I?
Do you know who Cro-Cop is?
How fast do you type?</p>
<p>Do you like Gossip Girl?</p>
<p>I read the books when I was like…13-15ish.</p>
<p>Is that girl in it really good-looking?</p>
<p>They’re better-looking in the books. And the young girl? Whatsherface. JENNY. She is supposed to have light brown curly hair. I don’t know how they got off casting that twig with straight blonde hair.</p>
<p>Will you tell me about your slow descent into alcoholism?</p>
<p>It went to my head, where I really need it.</p>
<p>In which country is the valley of the dolls located? (of course, assuming that there is such a place out of fiction)</p>
<p>It’s in the United States.</p>
<p>How tall am I?</p>
<p>4’11"</p>
<p>Do you know who Cro-Cop is?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>How fast do you type?</p>
<p>Not as fast as a common secretary. I also don’t know shorthand.</p>