<p>Are you so not the right person to ask about Cro-Cop?</p>
<p>Is that a good thing?</p>
<p>Were you amazed when creepy Russian eye patch dude and black lady from season 2 started talking in Russian?</p>
<p>Wow… 4’11, that was actually very close! (I’m 6’1)</p>
<p>Is rockermcr very bored?</p>
<p>Are you so not the right person to ask about Cro-Cop?</p>
<p>I am so not.</p>
<p>Is that a good thing?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Were you amazed when creepy Russian eye patch dude and black lady from season 2 started talking in Russian?</p>
<p>YES. Mikhail!</p>
<p>Is rockermcr very bored?</p>
<p>No, bored people are boring. And DVR is one of the least boring people I know.</p>
<p>Should you go into Sheed’s thread and laugh at the last question?</p>
<p>Should you go into Sheed’s thread and laugh at the last question?</p>
<p>Hah! I did, too! I “lol”'d. Oh, haha.</p>
<p>I will never be a deep-voiced rocker. Never.</p>
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<ul>
<li>Hendrik Willem van Loon in The Story of Mankind</li>
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<p>Is that nice?</p>
<p>Was that book supremely boring?</p>
<p>Did I have to read it in elementary school?</p>
<p>Is that nice?</p>
<p>It is.</p>
<p>Was that book supremely boring?</p>
<p>It seems so, if I read it, I do not remember it.</p>
<p>Did I have to read it in elementary school?</p>
<p>Yes. And you really are magnificent for having remembered that quote. Wow.</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>Do you dislike that question?</p>
<p>Is it because saying “I’m well” would sound pretentious and annoying?</p>
<p>Would “I’m good” be grammatically incorrect?</p>
<p>Is that intolerable?</p>
<p>Would “I’m fine” make you seem like you put on a mask to hide the fact that your life is falling apart?</p>
<p>Does the original question leave you disoriented and confused and unable to function for the next little while?</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>I’m doing well, thank you.</p>
<p>Do you dislike that question?</p>
<p>I think its fine, thanks.</p>
<p>Is it because saying “I’m well” would sound pretentious and annoying?</p>
<p>Well, I usually say “I’m doing well” as exemplified above. Is that correct? Oh well. </p>
<p>But I just had a thought. How hilarious would it be if that was my reply and the person who asked me was named “Well.” Or their boyfriend was named “Well.” Hahaha.</p>
<p>Sorry. Random.</p>
<p>Would “I’m good” be grammatically incorrect?</p>
<p>YES.</p>
<p>Is that intolerable?</p>
<p>Very.</p>
<p>Would “I’m fine” make you seem like you put on a mask to hide the fact that your life is falling apart?</p>
<p>At times.</p>
<p>Does the original question leave you disoriented and confused and unable to function for the next little while?</p>
<p>Oh, oh…yes…</p>
<p>Do you make boys cry?</p>
<p>Do you make boys cry?</p>
<p>No, I make them do other things. But maybe some of them do cry, but not because I’m a terrible person.</p>
<p>What’s that supposed to mean?</p>
<p>Does that last question annoy you almost as much as “Is that a trick question?” would?</p>
<p>What’s that supposed to mean?</p>
<p>I’ll leave it up to interpretation. But you won’t soon see me advertising my “heartbreaker status.”</p>
<p>Does that last question annoy you almost as much as “Is that a trick question?” would?</p>
<p>Hehe. Yes.</p>
<p>Is it gonna be soon, not later?</p>
<p>Is it gonna be soon, not later?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>
My friend knows someone named Hoo… So, one of our conversations went something like this (note that I didn’t know Hoo yet):
Me- Who else is coming to dinner?
Friend- Hoo.
Me- I don’t know, that’s what I asked you.
Friend- No, Hoo is coming.
Me- How should I know?
Friend- Hoo. Hoo the person.
Me- What person? And was that a joke? Don’t you mean “Who’S the person?” You’re so weird.
Friend- NO!!! THE PERSON’S NAME IS LITERALLY “HOO!”
Me- Oh. …Sucks for him.</p>
<p>^ Hahaha. Hoo.</p>
<p>I know someone called Shi. </p>
<p>Do I have to go?</p>
<p>Will I have to wake up an hour earlier than I’ve been waking up this past while?</p>
<p>Is that still ridiculously late?</p>
<p>Will I squeeze in one more Lost episode before I go to sleep?</p>
<p>Is episode 20 going to be as good as I heard it would be?</p>
<p>Do I have to go?</p>
<p>Yes. Goodnight (:</p>
<p>Will I have to wake up an hour earlier than I’ve been waking up this past while?</p>
<p>Definitely. It’s Sunday.</p>
<p>Is that still ridiculously late?</p>
<p>Ridiculously, yes.</p>
<p>Will I squeeze in one more Lost episode before I go to sleep?</p>
<p>Oh, yes. Can it be episode 18 so I can watch it, too?</p>
<p>Is episode 20 going to be as good as I heard it would be?</p>
<p>Hopefully!</p>