<p>Am I going to leave in a little while and not return until tomorrow?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Do you like chocolate?</p>
<p>I love chocolate. I love Lindt chocolate truffles. Mmmmm. I don’t really like white chocolate much, but mm…chocolate.</p>
<p>I don’t like random candy. Only chocolate.</p>
<p>Are you delicate?</p>
<p>Are you delicate?</p>
<p>Hmm. I’m going to say “no.” But I am a delicacy. </p>
<p>I’m not delicate, because I can stand up for myself. I’m very bold and confident about who I am. I don’t think “delicate” is the proper word to describe me…it reminds me of “fragile.” </p>
<p>I’m tall, too, I’m not like…petite.</p>
<p>Yuck. Hahaha, I grimace at being petite. </p>
<p>I’m confident and feminine. </p>
<p>But I have been told I have a walk. If that has anything to do with “delicacy.”</p>
<p>I’m petite.</p>
<p>My friends always tease me and tell me that I’m “fragile,” because I’m rather short (allllmost 5’3") and very skinny.
I’m muscular though, and I’m NOT WEAK.
I hate the word “fragile.”</p>
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<p>My personality would not be the same if I was “petite.”</p>
<p>Blah.</p>
<p>Petite doesn’t always have to mean stumpy and/or fragile, though.</p>
<p>Are you single?</p>
<p>Are you lying?</p>
<p>Do you live close to DVR?</p>
<p>Is that a crying shame?</p>
<p>Why are some people on the internet so much more appealing than people in our real lives?</p>
<p>Can some people online be misleading?</p>
<p>Even on Facebook?</p>
<p>Am I insinuating something about DVR?</p>
<p>Do I know “him” personally?</p>
<p>Am I completely kidding about everything I just said?</p>
<p>Do you play any sports?</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Are you athletic?</p>
<p>Do you perspire?</p>
<p>Do you aspire?</p>
<p>Do you have any idea what you want to do with yourself?</p>
<p>Am I incredibly relieved to have finished my massive pile of college applications?</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>Did you?</p>
<p>Would I know the answers to some of these questions if I had read through the entire 130 pages of this thread?</p>
<p>Is that length kind of ridiculous?</p>
<p>Is it kind of pointless to be on these forums now that college apps are over?</p>
<p>Is it kind of entertaining anyway?</p>
<p>Is it less pointless than doing my English literary analysis assignment?</p>
<p>Are you an omnipotent variable?</p>
<p>Will Orson redeem duck socks?</p>
<p>Are you single?</p>
<p>I am.</p>
<p>Are you lying?</p>
<p>Nope. I tell no lies.</p>
<p>Do you live close to DVR?</p>
<p>Nooo, not at all.</p>
<p>Is that a crying shame?</p>
<p>It really is.</p>
<p>Why are some people on the internet so much more appealing than people in our real lives?</p>
<p>Haha, because some of us live in the middle of nowhere, with short, unsightly, unintellectual people; and therefore have a hard time relating to those they have physical access to. Sometimes.</p>
<p>Can some people online be misleading?</p>
<p>Certainly.</p>
<p>Even on Facebook?</p>
<p>Eh. Not really, Facebook seems pretty “real” to me.</p>
<p>Am I insinuating something about DVR?</p>
<p>No?</p>
<p>Do I know “him” personally?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Am I completely kidding about everything I just said?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you play any sports?</p>
<p>Tennis. And badminton, sometimes. And I’m a freelance cheerleader/dancer (don’t ask, hahahaha).</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you athletic?</p>
<p>No, I really am not, haha.</p>
<p>Do you perspire?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you aspire?</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p>Do you have any idea what you want to do with yourself?</p>
<p>I have many ideas.</p>
<p>Am I incredibly relieved to have finished my massive pile of college applications?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>SO relieved.</p>
<p>Did you?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would I know the answers to some of these questions if I had read through the entire 130 pages of this thread?</p>
<p>Ummm, probably not, actually. They’re actually quite refreshing. </p>
<p>Is that length kind of ridiculous?</p>
<p>Kind of. It’s less so if you adjust it to 40 posts/page. Cleans it up a bit.</p>
<p>Is it kind of pointless to be on these forums now that college apps are over?</p>
<p>No, it makes perfect sense, now that I have time for these forums. I was a mess in November.</p>
<p>Is it kind of entertaining anyway?</p>
<p>Too entertaining. </p>
<p>Is it less pointless than doing my English literary analysis assignment?</p>
<p>It depends on what literature you’re analyzing. </p>
<p>Are you an omnipotent variable?</p>
<p>Every third month of every leap year.</p>
<p>Will Orson redeem duck socks?</p>
<p>He will.</p>
<p>Did I finish earlier than I thought I would?</p>
<p>Is someone stealing the spotlight from me?</p>
<p>Will I steal it back?</p>
<p>Easily?</p>
<p>Has everyone picked up the nickname “DVR”?</p>
<p>Did I finish earlier than I thought I would?</p>
<p>You did (:</p>
<p>Is someone stealing the spotlight from me?</p>
<p>Hehe. He saw an opportunity, and pounced. He even asked if I was single.</p>
<p>Will I steal it back?</p>
<p>Oh, definitely.</p>
<p>Easily?</p>
<p>Too easily.</p>
<p>Has everyone picked up the nickname “DVR”?</p>
<p>Yes, but I’m the only one who uses it as a term of endearment.</p>
<p>Ain’t that nice?</p>
<p>Is that such a Sawyer thing to say?</p>
<p>Is he becoming less annoying than he used to be?</p>
<p>Are his "son of a b-tch"s really predictable and sort of amusing?</p>
<p>Do I not have to ask some questions because I just know?</p>
<p>Ain’t that nice?</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Is that such a Sawyer thing to say?</p>
<p>I literally heard it in his voice.</p>
<p>Is he becoming less annoying than he used to be?</p>
<p>Yes. He’s actually kind of charming, in a cowboy-I-would-never-date kind of way.
**
Are his "son of a b-tch"s really predictable and sort of amusing?**</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Do I not have to ask some questions because I just know?</p>
<p>Haha, no, you still have to ask them, for my enjoyment and pleasure.</p>
<p>Am I saying goodnight?</p>
<p>Am I saying goodnight?</p>
<p>Mmhmm (:</p>
<p>Why does rockermcr ask you so many questions?
How do you solve the 3rd layer of the Rubik’s cube (4 corner pieces)?
How many reach/match/safes did you apply to?</p>
<p>Do you want the weekend?</p>
<p>Does the fact that some schools perform High School Musical as their school play make you throw up a little in your mouth?</p>
<p>Why do all girls think Holden Caulfield is sexy?</p>
<p>Did I just start The Catcher in the Rye?</p>
<p>Well, GOSH.</p>
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<p>Is someone forgetting what she learned in 3rd grade? </p>
<p>(I had to quote that because I was sure she’d edit her post.)</p>