Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Why does rockermcr ask you so many questions?</p>

<p>Hehe, it’s personal.</p>

<p>; )</p>

<p>Bahaha.</p>

<p>How do you solve the 3rd layer of the Rubik’s cube (4 corner pieces)?</p>

<p>I don’t know. Do I seem like the right person to ask about a Rubik’s cube? No. (Btw, that was rhetorical, and only I can answer that question about myself. Don’t judge me.)</p>

<p>How many reach/match/safes did you apply to?</p>

<p>Okay, here we go…</p>

<p>Safeties: 2
Matches: 4
Reaches: 5</p>

<p>Do you want the weekend?</p>

<p>Yes. I want the weekend so bad.</p>

<p>Does the fact that some schools perform High School Musical as their school play make you throw up a little in your mouth?</p>

<p>Yes. I actually met some kids from the bay area who did HSM as their school play. Messed up.</p>

<p>Why do all girls think Holden Caulfield is sexy?</p>

<p>I’m not sure, but I do. Except I get the feeling he isn’t tall. And I bet I would hate his “red hunting hat.” Yech. And he’s kind of a jerk.</p>

<p>But still. His name is sexy, for sure. And his insight is sexy.</p>

<p>Did i just start The Catcher in the Rye?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>**Is someone forgetting what she learned in 3rd grade? **</p>

<p>She is.</p>

<p>Did you know Amy Winehouse went blonde?</p>

<p>Did you know Amy Winehouse went blonde?</p>

<p>Yech. I do now.</p>

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<p>Would Holden only be short if he was, like, 4’5" to begin with?</p>

<p>Would Holden only be short if he was, like, 4’5" to begin with?</p>

<p>No, if he was 5’4."</p>

<p>Hehe.</p>

<p>Why did you edit your original answer to that question?</p>

<p>Am I all-seeing?</p>

<p>Are you bossy?</p>

<p>Do you have a natural impulse to take charge of every situation?</p>

<p>Why did you edit your original answer to that question?</p>

<p>Because. Your height wasn’t accurate. If he was 4’5," 6.5 inches couldn’t help him.</p>

<p>Plus, if you saw my other jibberjabber, that’s all that matters.</p>

<p>Am I all-seeing?</p>

<p>You really are. What am I wearing right now?</p>

<p>Are you bossy?</p>

<p>Yes, I’m just a natural leader. And I have an incompetent younger sibling, so…</p>

<p>Do you have a natural impulse to take charge of every situation?</p>

<p>Yes. Goodness yes. I take over everything. It is a rare thing that others prove their competence to me. And even if they do, I still don’t think they’re more capable than I am, sooo…</p>

<p>Do I think you misunderstood the height question?</p>

<p>Are you wearing clothes?</p>

<p>Nice clothes?</p>

<p>Are there penguins on my pants?</p>

<p>Do I think you misunderstood the height question?</p>

<p>Wow. Wow.</p>

<p>I think I understood it to begin with, answered it, and then got some crazy impulse to delete my correct answer and reinterpret the question incorrectly.</p>

<p>Sorry.</p>

<p>Are you wearing clothes?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Nice clothes?</p>

<p>Parts of my outfit are nice, yes. But I was feeling a bit on the lazy side this morning.</p>

<p>Are there penguins on my pants?</p>

<p>Haha. Of course there are.</p>

<p>Is there no need to apologize?</p>

<p>Is there no need to apologize?</p>

<p>Probably not. Because I’m sure my crazy edit brought you at least a smirk. A sexy smirk, even.</p>

<p>Tell me it did.</p>

<p>Did it?</p>

<p>Are you a button-pusher?</p>

<p>Did you ever like late 90’s bubblegum pop boy band/Britney Spears stuff?</p>

<p>Did it?</p>

<p>Of course.</p>

<p>Are you a button-pusher?</p>

<p>I only push the right ones. wink.</p>

<p>Did you ever like late 90’s bubblegum pop boy band/Britney Spears stuff?</p>

<p>Of course I did.</p>

<p>Did yak ?</p>

<p>Did yak ?</p>

<p>I don’t know. I was the perfect age for Britney Spears’ debut. </p>

<p>But he probably did, even my younger brother, who has very good taste in music and is pretty masculine, liked Aaron Carter when he was a youngster (not that he still isn’t).</p>

<p>Are you bashing Aaron Carter?</p>

<p>Are you ashamed?</p>

<p>Are you bashing Aaron Carter?</p>

<p>Of course I am. What self-respecting male does a cover of “I Want Candy”?</p>

<p>Are you ashamed?</p>

<p>Am I ever?</p>

<p>What do you get by with?</p>