<p>Wonderful! Its good stuff.</p>
<p>Mike - How do I get the girl who sits next to me at lunch to talk to me? She’s shot me down for two dates already! She seems to like me… enough.</p>
<p>Keep a go at it. Complement her all the time, anything she does, let her know about it. Don’t just ask her to go on dates, thats bad. Eventually you will wear her down, and then you can go in for the kill.</p>
<p>Mike, I glued my eyelids shut, what should I do?</p>
<p>Well now you can’t see all the injustices in the world. I’d recommend a Labrador for you seeing-eye-dog, they are very well mannered.</p>
<p>Since Stuck’s thread didn’t work out, let’s continue with the classic…</p>
<p>hiya mikey</p>
<p>Can I have a dollar?</p>
<p>Hello</p>
<p>if you earn it.</p>
<p>mike, how old r u? and do you think that this thread qualifies as an advice column any more?</p>
<p>18
It can be an advice column if anyone wants to get any advice. The questions lately do not dicate that, but if anyone wants to hear my opinion, they most certainly can.</p>
<p>Ok, give me some advice, and a dollar. </p>
<p>I am doing terribly in my combined English and AP History class. The history part of the class I am kicking ass in, but the English is killing me. I got a C on my quarter grades, what should I do?</p>
<p>Is your APUSH history class double-blocked w/ your AP English class?</p>
<p>Dear mike:
I killed my brother, and don’t know where to hide the body. Advice?</p>
<p>dank - keep doing what you’re doing in History. With English, you have to understand where you are losing your points? Are you not reading the books? Are you spending too much time reading the books, where you could be sparknoting them instead? Do you have trouble writing essays? Try answering these question into order to find out how you can do better. English isn’t a bunch of facts or patterns you can memorize but a set skill that one needs to master to become sucessful. Learn to care about what you read. Treat fiction as fact, and you will go far. </p>
<p>13lue - I’m assuming so.</p>
<p>Smallz - The first thing you need to do is fabricate the scene of the crime to make it look like it was self defense. Turn the clock back an hour on your computer. Forge and angry note on the computer, so handwriting can’t be traced and then reset the clock. The document will be saved before the time of death. If you want to hide the body, bodies of water are the popular choice, but woods are less likely to be found. Have some fun with it.</p>
<p>-Mike</p>
<p>Hello</p>
<p>Isn’t MIT the most awesome university in the world?</p>
<p>extemporaneous - MIT is pretty freaking sweet. I wouldn’t make so bold of a comment at this stage of time. If I happen to get in EA, and then end up attending, that will be the words I’ll be preaching, but as of now, I don’t want to be too hasty.</p>
<p>Mike;
I didn’t getover 700 on the November SAT.
now what?</p>
<p>I’d say accept the fact that the SAT is not your bag. Move on to better things in your life. Have some fun. There is more to life than SAT scores. There can be other factors that can get you into college. Go do some community service.</p>
<p>mike,
My classmates never let a chance to rub it in my face whenever someone gets higher SAT scres than me go. (my SAT scores was unchallenged all last year; then beaten by a girl who held the title for nearly six months. then me again for only 3 days till a kid passed me by 50 points).
personally, I stopped caring about getting better scores than everyone else; I just want to get hte grade I need to get into college with and I couldn’t care less if the whole school got higher than me.
the issue here is the fact that my classmates fo what they do; not my grades.</p>