<p>mike, how many steps does the average human take in his/her lifetime?</p>
<p>One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.</p>
<p>Mike, some random girl called for me while I was gone. I have no idea who she is and my sister failed to take a message. I know that she doesn’t go to my school, because she lives in a different town (reverse address lookup online:)). What should I do?</p>
<p>Stalk her until you find out she’s ugly and then never talk to her again. </p>
<p>Or, wait till she calls you back. </p>
<p>It depends on how much energy you are looking to put into this.</p>
<p>Hmm…I don’t know. I’ll probably call her if I’m bored.</p>
<p>No time for stalking</p>
<p>mike, my fish drowned! explain.</p>
<p>Most likely cause of death…</p>
<p>Oxygen depleted water. Fish extract the oxygen in water from their gills and produce carbon dioxide. You had bad unfiltered water that caused the fish to die. You sir, are a murderer. Killer.</p>
<p>And my other fish - which was given to me by a teacher because she was leaving - died of over-feeding. On it’s one week birthday (keep in mind, I was 5 at the time) I decided to give it a treat and add a little extra food.
Of course I was taken my surprise when I walked in on it upside down and at the top of the water.</p>
<p>fish make me vomit. </p>
<p>let’s talk about dogs. </p>
<p>mike. why is your name mike?</p>
<p>because of the radio show he named his sn after. It’s not his real name.</p>
<p>oh.</p>
<p>and you know this…because?</p>
<p>go back like 20 pages and you’ll see that I asked the same question.</p>
<p>ohhh ahhahah…too lazy lol</p>
<p>well smart stucko…</p>
<p>alright.</p>
<p>MIKE. UM WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!</p>
<p>YOU MUST EXPLAIN IN A FIVE PARAGRAPH ESSAY - GO!</p>
<p>or we could all go to the “what is the meaning of life” thread to find out.</p>
<p>hah…obviously i want mike to answer this with a five paragraph esssay…so SHOOOSH!</p>
<p>I’m sure he’s writing away as we speak. so while he’s doing that we can go to the afforementioned thread.
P.S. I’m really bored.</p>
<p>lol yeah. </p>
<p>okay.</p>
<p>Mike,
Are you excited that this threadis closing in on 600 posts?
Why do threads I make usually die when I post in them?</p>
<p>um…</p>
<p>uh…</p>
<p>do you stink? maybe that’s why. Take a bath more often.</p>
<p>lmao. no. I just took a shower.
so my odour isn’t a factor.</p>