<p>darn… i thought i had the perfect answer to your mystery.</p>
<p>too bad. The mystery remains unsolved.
perhaps Mike might be able to solve it.</p>
<p>perhaps. </p>
<p>ANOTHER ESSAY FOR YOU MIKE—make it 3 pages now.</p>
<p>aww. I was looking foreward to reading five pages :D</p>
<p>Mike, you had a rival a while back. What do you think were the factor that went into his downfall and failure?</p>
<p>I am named after some biblical dude. Ironic, because last easter, I gave up religion for lent.</p>
<p>The meaning of life, I have previously answered that it is to procreate. To continue your species and leave a lasting legacy. However, this is not nearly 5 paragraphs, rather just one, so alternatively I’ll fill the next 4 with other possible “theorys” but they are probably crap or true.</p>
<p>42</p>
<p>Yeah, I’ve had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we’ve come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren’t wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person’s soul. However, this “soul” does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man’s unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia. </p>
<p>Hedonism. Let’s getting wasted, and feel good cause you only live once. </p>
<p>Like, y’know god says i should like, y’know, like, be like a like good person, so i get to get accepted into like heaven.</p>
<p>OK, now that that’s done…</p>
<p>A post count is irrevelant. What matters is the thoughts expressed. Any schmuck can bump a thread to oblivion, but as long as you have substance, you are golden. I’m waiting on this to become a featured thread. That’s right MODs, you heard me.</p>
<p>Most threads die, and you post a lot of new threads. </p>
<p>I don’t stink, as a matter of fact.</p>
<p>Ah, its funny that you should mention that, my rival was not a he, but rahter a she. And she is now my facebook friend, and accepted into UChicago, as am I. </p>
<p>My rivals are unable to get out of the letter writing mode of advice and into the technology age. It needs to be short and sweet or ADD american will lose focus.</p>
<p>^ the stink one was dirtected to me, I believe.</p>
<p>mike why do you have so much free time?</p>
<p>Mike, do you find pie particulary appealing?</p>
<p>pyar - high school is really easy for me. </p>
<p>stuck - i like apple pie.</p>
<p>mike i was just wondering… how many APs do u take and how is school so easy for you. Are u in any school extracurriculars?</p>
<p>I’ve taken AP Calc AB, APUSH, Stat, Mircoecon, and Macroecon.
Currently, I’m taking Chem, Bio, BC Calc, AP Lit/Lang, AP US Gov’t.
I’m my school’s student council president. I’m also on the math and chess team, along with performing in the musicals every year and other theater related stuff.
I have all As throughout high school. </p>
<p>I’ve mastered how to do well in High School. Just read the books they give you, do the homework, and critically think your way to sucess, while maintaining a social balance.</p>
<p>mike are you a genius?</p>
<p>what is your chess rating</p>
<p>Mike, how many years has the world been around?</p>
<p>mike, hope u remember me! got several questions…
preston university—an online university, now I’ve heard like there are a lot of online universities which ‘pretends’ to give accredited degrees. Do u have any idea/ have heard something abt the validity of preston university? (I know it sounds kinda like princeton) a relative of mine is taking an online degree from them…
chess—I love it, unfortunately NOTHING in my school deals w/ chess 
Do u know any online stuffs where I can get involved particularly w/ chess, nah just for recreation thing, not going to pay lot of bucks though
u know what, I’m off THAT problem. rather liking her class right now, pretty tough but who doesn’t love challenge?!</p>
<p>Pyar - well, I’m not one of you’re supersmart people, but I think quicker than others. </p>
<p>Joesph - I don’t play chess competitively outside of the high school level. I’m decent, but I would need to read a lot about openings and endgames and other chess stuff to get significantly better than me just playing instinctively. </p>
<p>stuck - about 5-6 billion years.</p>
<p>asifkahn - well i wikipediaed preston university and found a pakistan university. <a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_University[/url]”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_University</a>
I’m not sure if that’s a good sign. Why get an online degree when you can just go to the library? </p>
<p>chess - this is the thing you should focus on if you want to get in tourneys and win money, like some people I know. <a href=“http://www.chessclub.com/[/url]”>http://www.chessclub.com/</a></p>
<p>I like challenges.</p>
<p>Mike, do you think that the human population will comntinue to grow exponentially and why?</p>
<p>Yes, read Malthus.</p>
<p>Mike,
SAT scores are out in 5 days.</p>