Ask Mike

<p>Mike do you think that I’m annoying?</p>

<p>888 - soul stealer - I do not support the current US role in fighting terrorism. I believe that the United States is spending too much money on the military that could be put to better uses at home. Deficit Spending on the military does not create any economic growth via infrastructure, as it only makes us more libel to create infrastructure elsewhere. I personally don’t view global terrorism as a large threat at this time. There is no reason for the United States to be the world police. Show me a document in the Constitution or Law that says we must police the world. In fact, we are doing a poor job at that, as we are trying to use standard warfare to defeat guerrilla warfare, which will not work, look at the case and point of the American Revolution. This is a war the United States alone cannot win, and we should spare our fiscal and human resources from being consumed. </p>

<p>889 - asif - specifically, The virus in my computer randomly closing my Internet browser periodically is preventing me from CC, but also the gym I’ve joined and the beach. </p>

<p>890 - soul - People act immature for a variety of reasons. They may not know any better in the first place, or perhaps they are attempting to achieve some sort of comedic ends. </p>

<p>891 - Notambi - Your s/n makes me wonder, Right or Left. Hell Kitchen reminds me of the clip where Gordon Ramsey yells at the mentally ■■■■■■■■ chef. When I look at the word monkeys, I think about 1) Why is the plural of Monkey Monkeys. 2) If I wanted to act like a monk, would I be acting monkey? 3) What kind of lock would you need a Monkey for.
I think animal testing is better than human testing. I like testing on Monkeys.
I have a weak sense of smell, so I am really not affected by perfume, but I like when girls shove their body parts in my face.
I like to think that the Universe is ever expanding, until it reaches a maximum point and then will contract into another big bang object. Remember matter cannot be created or destroyed. </p>

<p>892 - sunshine - That would depend on how big your pie is and how large the slices are that you cut. If the radius of the pie is pi inches, and you go for the standard 8 slices, I’d say roughly 7.6 slices would make a quart. A pie of length of pi is not a big pie. I also find the word pie interesting because a calculator could misconstrue it as 3.14159265358979323846… multiplied by the number e. </p>

<p>893 - soul - No. Now, if you manage to rid the world of liars, I will have lied, so boom there’s a nice <-> in your face. </p>

<p>People have incentives to lie, because then they can achieve more.</p>

<p>894 - venkat - It’s bad, but I have a feeling its not as bad as everyone says it is. </p>

<p>895 - sunshine - Nope. I’m pretty happy with Columbia. I won’t love Penn because I’m going to Columbia.</p>

<p>896 - asif - Today I ate a homemade cheese steak, a few granola bars, a couple pairs, a turkey sandwich, two bowls of corn chex, among other things. </p>

<p>897 - Imran - All food need not be delicious. There a lots of other reasons to live. For instance, you may have goals in life. Living enables you to attempt to accomplish those goals, regardless of what you ingest. </p>

<p>898 - sunshine - I have never heard that WashU has good food. All I know about WashU is that if you fill out Part I of their application, never send them any money or anything, they send you a file cabinet worth of material via e-mail, including an entire course selection catalogue. I was under the impression that Cornell has the best food, due to their hotel management school. I stay overnight at Cornell and ate their food. It was not bad. I went back to the townhouse where I was staying and the Hotellie told me that he did me a disservice by not eating with me because I passed up the lo mein. </p>

<p>900 - notambi - I have a facebook. </p>

<p>901 - Soul - No. I’ve met much more annoying people than you. Like NickZhaoNickZhao.</p>

<p>Mike, I thought we were pals. Why didn’t you tell me earlier that you were going to Columbia? How are we supposed to keep up this relationship if you don’t hold up your end of it?</p>

<p>Mike, is this a valid question?</p>

<p>Mr. Mad Dog,
Can 2 and 2 equal 5?</p>

<p>Dear Mikey,</p>

<p>Can you feeeel it?</p>

<p>love, </p>

<p>Flamey</p>

<p>sunshine - I’m going to need a lot of forgiveness on your part. </p>

<p>Notambi - Yes. It is a sentence, that has correct punctuation. </p>

<p>ninja - Only if you are Radiohead. </p>

<p>Flamey - My gegegeneration.</p>

<p>Aww, Mike, I forgive you! Don’t worry your pretty little head about it ANY MORE! I forbid you!</p>

<p>Where are you at this exact exact exact moment? Please be as specific as possible (unless you are on the john or something, then spare me or move to a different location before typing).</p>

<p>Dear Mike. </p>

<p>I don’t feel very attractive right now. What should i do?</p>

<p>Mike, post 896 wasn’t really a question! I was probably talking w/ Sunshineday! :D</p>

<p>Dear mikey,</p>

<p>How do I get asifkan to calm down? Should I beat him with a stick?</p>

<p>Love, </p>

<p>Flamey</p>

<p>Mike, why do humans rule the world?</p>

<p>Mike what are your goals in life? and are office jobs really that boring :confused: ?</p>

<p>Dear Mike,</p>

<p>how far can my GPA drop once i’ve been accepted to a prestigious college, without my admission being rescinded?</p>

<p>Mike, if you could be any household appliance in the world, what would you be? and why?</p>

<p>sunshine - Presently, I am sitting in front of my computer, in the computer room, which is adjecent to the dinning room and the kitchen. I am in an ambivalent state of mind, somewhat tired, and ironically, sunburned. </p>

<p>paro - You mussent fall into the viscious cycle of low self esteem. If you think yourself more attractive you become more attractive (to a point, and then its arrogance). Focus on your positive qualities. Often times, when people feel depressed, they make decisions that they regret later and thus get more depressed. Beware of the cycle. </p>

<p>flame - A stick should do the trick.</p>

<p>dextr - Humans have developed superior technology that allows them to be the top of the food chain, thus obtaining the most power.</p>

<p>UNLV - Although this has a tendency to change due to my fickleness, today my goal in life is to become a patent lawyer. Nothing is certain and the future is limitless.</p>

<p>mj - try to aviod Cs and Ds. A few are ok, but some are too many. One F is bad. </p>

<p>NotAmbidextrous - I think I would be a mircowave, because I can make situations heated, and I like to get things done quickly, with high frequency, like those electromagnetic waves.</p>

<p>Mike, what is a good nickname for my current screenname?</p>

<p>What types of SAT II scores will immediately shut me out of any range of colleges? For example can I still get into the Ivies with all high 600s? </p>

<p>I don’t even necessarily want to go Ivy–I just want to have the option.</p>

<p>mikenthemaddog, can i ask two questions? if so:</p>

<p>1) how did you choose your username?</p>

<p>2) how can i get over my food addiction</p>

<p>Not - Ambide</p>

<p>sunshine - Well, you only really need two or three good scores, and the rest don’t get look at too intensely. I have a friend who only had a 720 in mathII and low 600 in the rest of his SATII scores and still got into Penn unhooked. The val in my class had her sat scores as 600 in Chem and 650 in mathII, and still got into Cornell for ChemE. Anything below a 600 is probably not so good, unless it is a foreign language or something. Its a good thing that you don’t have that Ivy or Bust mindset, but, not gonna lie, Columbia is pretty sweet. </p>

<p>mj - Mike And the Mad Dog is a sports talk radio show on AM 660 in the New York Metropolitan area. </p>

<p>You should start chewing gum, and remove yourself from food containing areas.</p>