<p><a href=“http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html[/url]”>http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html</a></p>
<p>Tom, Tom, Tom, please tone it down just a bit now.</p>
<p>Did Cruise eat the placenta?</p>
<p><a href=“http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4918290.stm[/url]”>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4918290.stm</a></p>
<p>Apparently epidurals are fine with scientologists. We’ll see if Tom can pinpoint the correct vitamins that will obliterate the baby blues.</p>
<p>But, really, why does any one care about this??? 
Why is it a top article on home pages and even in the A section of the newspaper. And isn’t it weird that Brooke Shields had a baby girl the same day?? (And why do I know that pathetic factoid!?)</p>
<p>Now Tom will be comparing his wife’s (oops! she still isn’t, is she??? My bad…)“perfect” postpartum with Brooke’s “depression” should it recur.</p>
<p>Mr. Cruise and extended family presently live in my community and participate in the local youth sports programs (little league, ayso, etc.). along with him comes the entourage, the 50-100 reporters and the scientology proselytizing. And now the new baby he contracted for, ooops, has had. </p>
<p>No more Tom Cruise - aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!</p>