<p>Banned for thinking I ‘took’ the wink.</p>
<p>Banned for being on a fridge.</p>
<p>Banned for not noticing that it wasn’t just any fridge—it was the fridge.</p>
<p>Banned for being such a toxic.</p>
<p>Banned for (presumably) banning the wrong person.</p>
<p>banned for presuming right.</p>
<p>Banned for not using an uppercase b.</p>
<p>banned for nitpicking.</p>
<p>Banned for living in an inappropriate location.</p>
<p>Banned for living in a location that doesn’t exist. Since when did people put rafts in quarries?</p>
<p>Banned because that is Pete Townshend’s fault, not mine.</p>
<p>Banned for blaming Pete Townshend for anything when he is much, much cooler than you.</p>
<p>Banned for being puggly.</p>
<p>Banned for having a round number of posts. I’m jealous.</p>
<p>Banned for the awkward jealousy comment.</p>
<p>Banned for having a misleading “New Member” title. You joined in April 2009, you’re not a new member at all.</p>
<p>Banned for failing to be silverturtle, whom I would actually like to ban.</p>
<p>Banned for not explaining your desire to ban me.</p>
<p>Banned for being a silver turtle.</p>
<p>Gah, banned for not being silverturtle <em>again</em></p>