<p>Banned for being on the fridge.</p>
<p>Banned for banning OnTheFridge for a reason that has been used many times before.</p>
<p>Banned because I already knew that. Therefore, you can’t ban me for it.</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing that I can ban you for whatever reason I want.</p>
<p>Banned for not thinking you can’t be banned.</p>
<p>Banned for knowingly using the same reason to ban someone</p>
<p>Banned for posting in the same minute as the previous banner.</p>
<p>Banned for talking too loud, which I’m not sure how I can measure through a computer screen.
And
Banned for being dumb, which is undeniably unprovable
AND
Banned for having a weird username
AND
Banned for having exactly 101 posts
AND
Banned for being human
AND
Banned for having such a vague location
AND
Banned for joining in March, which is the dumbest month of the year
AND finally
Banned for being Asian.</p>
<p>You just got multi-baned. NEVER RETURN TO THIS THREAD!</p>
<p>banned for banning for too many reasons, most of them pointless and especially for banning for being Asian when listing location as “Chinatown, SF”</p>
<p>Banned for attempting to undermine my banning skills
AND
Banned for having a post count of 114 instead of 117.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking March is the dumbest month of the year. It can’t be, because I was born in it.</p>
<p>banning for not letting me ban the chosen one.</p>
<p>banned for not being clear about who the chosen one is or why he/she is chosen</p>
<p>Banned for making jesters.</p>
<p>Banned for not being the chosen one. :p</p>
<p>Banned for watching too much TV.</p>
<p>banned for making assumptions</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing that this entire thread is about assumptions.</p>
<p>Banned for being on a forum site instead of hanging out with your friends.
Banned because you’re going to call me a hypocrite xD</p>
<p>Banned for thinking that I’m not hanging out with my friends; I’m going to see a movie with a few of them in 50 minutes :)</p>