<p>Banned for banning me.</p>
<p>Banned because Iraq is still being hit by car bombs</p>
<p>^ Banned for not putting a period at the end of your sentence.</p>
<p>Banned because you are continuing a thread that has had me obsessed for the past 20 minutes</p>
<p>Banned because I’m annoyed at my brother.</p>
<p>Banned because Chicago didn’t get LeBron.</p>
<p>Banned because I hate Chicago.</p>
<p>Banned for having terrible taste.</p>
<p>Banned for having SAT score below 2200 (underachiever!)</p>
<p>Banned for bringing up the SAT during the summer</p>
<p>Banned for not preparing for academics every single second of your life.</p>
<p>Banned for criticizing someone for doing something normal and sane.</p>
<p>Banned for being hypocritical, Mr. “I got a Gunning Fog Index of 25.67.”</p>
<p>Banned for making fun of my “Gunning Fog” score----> and for assuming that I’m a guy :/</p>
<p>Banned for having more posts than me in fewer years.</p>
<p>Banned for being a lurker.</p>
<p>Banned for reminding me of the movie “Gladiator.” Even though it was one of the best movies ever made</p>
<p>Banned for still being fat…and anorexic, for seven months straight.</p>
<p>Banned for having a stupid username.</p>
<p>Banned for having numbers in his/her username.</p>
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<p>How do you know my SAT score…?</p>