<p>Banned because Eminem tried to use an ancient form of a rune to create a 3.73 inch hole inside the Japanese Embassy in Australia to spearhead an assault on the poisonous ant, named Steve, who gives its female victims Trichotillomania.</p>
<p>Banned because there is nothing wrong with being a know it all</p>
<p>Banned for giggling innappropriately at the number 69.</p>
<p>Banned for using a horrible food as your username.</p>
<p>Banned for judging cucumbers.</p>
<p>Banned for defending your cousin the cucumber. </p>
<p>(if you don’t get it she’s a fruit, and the other one was a vegetable)</p>
<p>Banned for explaining a joke. There is nothing un-funnier in this world than an explained joke.</p>
<p>Banned because your a CCislulz nub.</p>
<p>Banned because you are a new member.</p>
<p>^^ Banned because although I might be a Lulz n00b, I’m still less of a n00b than you.</p>
<p>^Banned because I was supposed to ban Jorghi, not you.</p>
<p>Banned for banning two people.</p>
<p>Banned for being a brah.</p>
<p>Banned for using a made up word.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking “brah” is a made up word. You kidding me brah? Haven’t you ever heard it used?</p>
<p>Banned for using the word “brah”, whether it is a real word or not</p>
<p>Banned for having 69 posts, thus making me giggle.</p>
<p>I appeal my ban: I don’t understand the reason. Could you please explain where I violated the rules?</p>
<p>Sincerely,
CelaPlusAimaple</p>
<p>Banned for appealing a ban.</p>
<p>Banned for mentioning that case. What happens in Soviet CC stays in Soviet CC.</p>
<p>Banned for mentioning the Soviet CC conspiracy</p>