<p>Banned for making fun of me</p>
<p>^ You are Canadian, eh? BANNED</p>
<p>^Banned for xenophobia.</p>
<p>Banned for carrots.</p>
<p>Banned for running from knives. I grab the blades with my bare hands.</p>
<p>Banned for grabbing stuff with your bare hands. I stop things with my mind.</p>
<p>Banned for stopping things with your mind.</p>
<p>Banned for being from Jersey.</p>
<p>P.S., I love the Jerey Shore.</p>
<p>Banned for liking the Jersey Shore.</p>
<p>Banned because I agree with you [jersey Shore is further proof of the decline of our civilization]</p>
<p>banned for joining cc before me</p>
<p>banned for banning yourself</p>
<p>banned for only having 703 posts</p>
<p>banned for having over 1,000 and thus having no life</p>
<p>banned for being located in “Middlesex”</p>
<p>banned for not knowing about prep schools</p>
<p>Banned for assuming that being banned for being in Middlesex means that the poster didn’t know anything about prep schools. DON’T ASSUME - IT MAKES AN ASS OF U AND ME!</p>
<p>Banned for taking your username from a beautiful and exotic though average-tasting fruit.</p>
<p>Banned for having heard of a Starfruit.</p>
<p>Banned for being puggly.</p>