<p>^Banned for not defending himself against Canino</p>
<p>Banned because my large intestine is residing in the dumpster.</p>
<p>Banned for being an oxymoron</p>
<p>Banned for posting excessively on this thread.</p>
<p>Banned for having more then 200 posts.</p>
<p>Banned for being toxic.</p>
<p>Banned for loving forrest gump</p>
<p>Banned for trashing forrest gump.</p>
<p>Banned for not mentioning a box of chocolates</p>
<p>Banned for mentioning those nasty things known as chocolate.</p>
<p>Banned for dissing chocolate. Unforgivable.</p>
<p>Banned for liking chocolate.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking I trashed Forrest Gump when I didn’t.</p>
<p>Banned for wanting to go to some school named Hamilton.</p>
<p>Banned for hating on Hamilton</p>
<p>Banned for speaking of Hamilton.</p>
<p>Banned for editing their post</p>
<p>Banned because I have that right to edit.</p>
<p>Banned for having 134 posts; 1234 would be preferable</p>
<p>Banned for having 98, instead of 89 posts.</p>