<p>Banned for spelling jalapeno wrong.</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing that means All up in your face.</p>
<p>Banned for making me laugh at your location</p>
<p>Banned for being a junior member with no letters in your name… again. If you want something more original:</p>
<p>Banned for laughing at another’s location without disclosing your own.</p>
<p>Banned for being from China but not being IMFROMCHINA.</p>
<p>Banned for not being a Potter.</p>
<p>Banned for being obsessed about Harry Potter. There are way better things to be obsessed with. Like Philip Marlowe.</p>
<p>Banned for being weird.</p>
<p>Banned for potentially being my future boss.</p>
<p>Banned for hoping.</p>
<p>Banned for wrongly turning a type of dog breed (noun) into an adverb.</p>
<p>“Banned for being weird.” → Can’t argue with you there.</p>
<p>Banned because puggly, being a name, is still a noun.</p>
<p>Banned for almost killing this thread.</p>
<p>Banned for reviving this thread.</p>
<p>Banned for living in a pretentious area.</p>
<p>Banned for not stopping the alien invasion.</p>
<p>Banned for not having 600 posts.</p>
<p>banned for being alive.</p>
<p>Banned for being unshaven and refusing all attempts at assistance.</p>
<p>Banned for being into both math and science.</p>