<p>Banned for being a well-dressed drunk.</p>
<p>banned because that’s the only way to drink with dignity</p>
<p>^Banned for trying to drink with dignity</p>
<p>Banned for being too slow to notice that someone posted before you. Oh, and for referring to Irish as simply Gaelic.</p>
<p>Banned for not quoting the post you were responding to. Now they’ve edited and you look paranoid/crazy.</p>
<p>Banned for using the plural pronoun “they” to refer to one, single person.</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing that language evolves.</p>
<p>Banned for being a regular on HSL</p>
<p>Banned just because.</p>
<p>Banned for ending a sentence with a conjunction.</p>
<p>Banned for ending a sentence with ‘conjunction’.</p>
<p>Banned for going into semantics.</p>
<p>Banned for writing Penn instead of UPenn</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing that no one calls it UPenn.</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing that Penn (State) is the more famous university in PA.</p>
<p>Banned for speaking the truth</p>
<p>Banned for forgetting me.</p>
<p>Banned for being self-important.</p>
<p>Banned for being a senior member.</p>
<p>Banned for being in the pen15 club.</p>