<p>banned for joining cc two years before me</p>
<p>BANNED because your BANNING message is just a little too short.</p>
<p>banned for posting at 12:42 p.m</p>
<p>BANNED for the wrong time zone</p>
<p>banned for having the word BLADE in your username</p>
<p>banned for making me look up the word “panjabi”</p>
<p>banned for having nothing but numbers in your username. Will be recinded if you can show some rhyme or reason to the numbers.</p>
<p>Banned for not being able to properly read.</p>
<p>BANNED for equating reading with spelling.</p>
<p>banned for being a leaf</p>
<p>BANNED for calling the part the whole 
anaphoresis, is it?</p>
<p>Banned for having way more posts than me despite having been here for a shorter time.</p>
<p>banned for being you</p>
<p>28 seconds 15 11 7 1</p>
<p>BANNED for following the 60 second rule</p>
<p>30 seconds 23 18 13 7 3</p>
<p>banned for writing 30 23 18 13 7 3 haha</p>
<p>12 7 3</p>
<p>BANNED for misquoting lol</p>
<p>banned for having 4 numbers and 9 letters in your username</p>
<p>BANNED for bringing up the subject of 13 in my name again. Not all of it was on purpose…</p>
<p>banned having only 114 post</p>
<p>BANNED for having the number 42 in your post count.</p>