<p>Banned for assuming that my bias against the word ‘maybe’ has to do with definiteness.</p>
<p>Banned for using numbers that add up to 19 in your username.</p>
<p>Banned for using numbers that add up to 6 in your username.</p>
<p>Banned for being uncreative and copying my banning method.</p>
<p>^Banned for not being on facebook, so I could talk about my life.</p>
<p>Banned for wanting to talk about your life.</p>
<p>Banned for not wanting to listen to Matt’s enthralling life story.</p>
<p>BANNED for all-inclusive spirit.</p>
<p>Banned for opposing all-inclusive spirit.</p>
<p>Banned for having too many locations.</p>
<p>Banned for not using any capital letters in username.</p>
<p>Banned for being a hypocrite.</p>
<p>banned for not having a real city in your location.</p>
<p>Banned for not even having a location.</p>
<p>Banned for having 928 in your username and having 142 posts that count.</p>
<p>Banned for having one number in username and that being 3.</p>
<p>Banned for discriminating against my favorite number.</p>
<p>Banned for living… on a fridge!!</p>
<p>banned for not living on a fridge</p>
<p>banned because who wants a fridge anyways? eat it rotten lol</p>