<p>Banned banned because I did NOT do that.</p>
<p>Banned for caps locking/pressing shift for “not.”</p>
<p>Banned for finding minimal flaws in people’s posts. What an *******.</p>
<p>Banned for assuming I type with a physical keyboard.</p>
<p>Edit: Dammit, I refreshed just before posting [noparse]:mad:[/noparse]</p>
<p>Banned for calling a human something that is clearly only part of a human.</p>
<p>Banned for attempting to make emoticons that don’t exist on this forum.</p>
<p>Banned for being mean to me 
…sorry for nitpicking</p>
<p>^^Banned for not even knowing what emoticons exist on CC. Look [url=<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/misc.php?do=showsmilies]here[/url”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/misc.php?do=showsmilies]here[/url</a>]</p>
<p>Edit: Arrgh. Every time.</p>
<p>Banned for not breathing properly (you have a purple face. Start breathing before you die!)</p>
<p>Banned for showing me the emoticons made for CC posting.</p>
<p>Banned for thinking the emoticons were only shown to you.</p>
<p>Banned for waiting until the end of 2009 to join CC.</p>
<p>Banned because you only joined a few months before that.</p>
<p>Banned for believing the ‘Join Date’ when he/she should know that they are usually wrong.</p>
<p>Banned for banning yourself.</p>
<p>Banned for being located on a fridge.</p>
<p>Banned for using that reason yet again.</p>
<p>Banned for not understanding the absurdity of living on a fridge.</p>
<p>Banned for not realizing it is perfectly natural to do just that for certain objects.</p>
<p>Banned for making me want to thank you.</p>
<p>Banned for wanting to express gratitude.</p>
<p>Banned for have 1,324 posts, when you should have 1,234 posts.</p>